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Mattis Confirms Ricin Mailed To Him Was “Delicious,” Ate It With “A Little Mustard”
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Probably ate it with a little mustard, some fava beans and a nice chianti.
If you’re having wine, then the mustard would have to be dijon. No, Brown mustard with horseradish and a glass of stout.