Student protesters at Sarah Lawrence College are demanding free food, housing, laundry detergent, and fabric softener.
Really? Boo-boo kisses didn’t make the list?
Student protesters at Sarah Lawrence College are demanding free food, housing, laundry detergent, and fabric softener.
Really? Boo-boo kisses didn’t make the list?
When I was in college I sure could have used all that free stuff. I hope I could have made some substitutions though. I would have been willing to trade the fabric softener for some gasoline…but that’s just me.
in one of the most expense colleges in the world….where they dont even give students grades out of fear that some of their students’ parents might stop paying tuition if they gave someone low grades im surprised sudents have to pay for anything at all as it is.
between the coddling of the college and the parents it’s surprising they’re required to wupe their own rear end.
they don’t give degrees or diplomas either. you just go until you get bored or your parents run out of money and instead of a diploma you just show poeple your paid-in-full bill. they also dont accept (or qualify for) any academic financial aid so its all out-of-pocket money.
Taking that “Alma Mater” thing a bit too literally, aren’t they?
extra helping ~~~
College students can’t afford food and soap and such. It cost them a fortune just to cheat their way in.
What!?! No free birth control pills??
Give ’em Tide Pods. In a week, problem solved.