It seems that Clinton wants the head job at the U.N.
Who would be your dream candidate for that position?
I’d pick Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.
What do you think?
It seems that Clinton wants the head job at the U.N.
Who would be your dream candidate for that position?
I’d pick Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.
What do you think?
Wile E. Coyote. The master of futility.
Oh, and FIRST!
R. Lee Ermey.
Just because I would love to see that Marine go harangue those pissant bureaucrats.
Donald Rumsfield
Especially Franks version 🙂
i think we’d need someone who’d be able to keep those losers inline…i think Vader or Moff Tarkin would do a decent job doing that. i can see Vader using force choke to shut the whining french ambassador up. “I find your lack of intelligence disturbing.”
If he was still alive, I’d pick Charles Bronson.
Frank J.
or maybe Angelina Jolie.
That Slick Willie! Always looking for a head job somewhere.
I’d pick Ahhnold. He would not allow any gurlie men in the inernational body originally conceived to FIGHT for FREEDOM.
G. Gordon Liddy or Ann Coulter. I’m serious.
Well, Moe Howard, William Abbott and Louis Cristillo all seem to be unavailable, so perhaps Clinton is a good choice after all.
Charlie
After November 2nd., Kerry will be looking for a job, he loves the UN so much let him run it. After he takes over, W should address the UN telling them the US in now out and BTW the have 30 minutes to leave the US and NY because we want the space for a new stadium.
Pee Wee Herman!
Howard Stern.
He should be available soon, that satellite radio gig won’t last.
The UN would still be ineffectual, but no doubt it would be entertaining.
Ermey! What a great idea! I would pay to sit in on one of THOSE summits!
Bubba has always coveted the title “Secretary General.” I don’t think G. Gordon Liddy has.
It seems to me the next GenSec would have to be French, or some other kind of surrender monkey (vermin).
How about TerAYza
OK so nobody liked Kerry, how about Bagdad Bob, Saddam’s old press spokesman? Remember, “The Americans are not anywhere near Bagdad”? Old Bob could stand there spouting off and trying to convince us about how relavent the UN still is for our amusement. BB = he funny.
The late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan.
Yasser Arafat
Liddy would be good. Or Buford Pusser if he were still alive. Walk tall and carry a big stick.
Dear Abby. She could answer all of the worlds problems column style.
Dear Starving with AIDS in Africa…
Jeb Bush – So George can call over there and tell Jeb that all of his bitches need to shut the F up.
I like the Angelina Jolie idea, just so I can gaze at her lovliness. But if that falls through, is Grady from Sanford and Son still alive?
Chomps.
Josh…LMAO!!!!
the “what me worry?” guy.
or some effete, retro-adolescent hollywood “star” who spews world-view nonsense developed, of course, in Caan & Monaco.
hard to tell which would be more nauseating.
Any Iraqi Kurd.
Did you know that David Lander has MS?
He’s one heck of a baseball scout, but could he really take on the burden of being the Secretary General?
Man, what an accomplishment that would be.
Would Michael McKean be his deputy?
Josh, LMAO here!! Yano, my first thought was Flash Gordon but when really considering the facts and all, I’m going to have to go with Skellator.
Godzilla, all the way
How about the monkey on my shoulder?
Head Job at the UN huh? Didn’t Bubba already get in trouble over those?
Wait just a second here. did you say that Clinton got a head job at the U.N.? (hehe. get it? head job?) lmao.
sorry.
Anyway, I’d like to see Frank J. as the head of the U.N.
Beat you to it, bearhunter. No pun intended, really.
Bart Simpson. (Actually, almost any ridiculous cartoon character would do — to match the character of the organization.) Runner up: Spongebob.
Ariel Sharon! That would stir the pot a bit…
What? You all forgot the best of the best? Buck the Marine, all the way! You just know how he deals with them furners.
Carmen Electra. She should basically be in charge of everything.
I vote for Dennis Miller. Then we can have a little comic relief as we blow up the world
Maragret Thatcher. The UN run by the Iron Lady would certainly get my respect.
Tough one.
My first thought was the vampire chick Darla from Angel. How’s that for a closed door session?
Second choice would be Conan the Destroyer “(look left … look right) ENOUGH TALK. (Throw sword through pontificating asshat)”
Real choice: Got’ta be the G-man: G. Gordon Liddy
Either Aquaman or Chim-Chim from Speed Racer.
If you want someone who’s breathing, howzabout Ron Jeremy?
John F. Kerry once he loses the election. This way he can see if he himself passes his ‘world test.’
No, I’m not kidding.
Once he really f**ks it up then we can once and forever pull out of the UN and get some valuable real estate back in the process.
Worf.
“You will do the job this organization was intended to do…or I will KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!
The Clinton as SecGen of the UN is an old story, Frank.
I’ve been saying that he’s wanted that slot since leaving the White House.
Won’t happen though. Any country that’s represented in the Security Council is negated from the position.
Though, I wouldn’t mind seeing Ari Fleischer filling the slot.
Jack.
Larry the Cable Guy… Git ‘R Done!!!
Its a good match I say, they’re both crooked and useless.
OOH! WORF! YES! YES! YES!
Fidel Castro. Gets him out of Cuba (at last).
Jeb Clampett!!
Stewie from Family Guy!
my daughter. even at age 10, she has reason and logic, which is clearly lacking in that group of folks at the u.n.
I’ll second that motion. If the U.N. is going to screw us all over, at least we’d have a pretty face.
I like Margaret Thatcher. Sweet.
The UN is such a joke, that Clinton would be PERFECT for the job. Nominate him, then pay off the debt, and ship the whole thing to CUBA or BRUSSELS.
And build some profitable, less hostile to the US buildings in the place, that can create revenue.
What a refreshing change that would be.
Sod’em Insane.
We hear he’s looking for new digs, knows just about all of the spit UNSC spit members quite intimately and he’s been job hunting since March ’03.
Something about “that damned Bush outsourcing Ba’athist jobs” or whatnot….
Make of it what you will.
i’d vote for chomps too… 🙂
To maintain consistancy at the UN, Larry, Moe, and Curley
Why not just a rotting corpse?
Mike Tyson. If he doesn’t rape ’em, he’ll bite their ear off.
And if that don’t work, I think he still has a pretty good sized can of whoop-ass left in him as a last resort.
My second choice would be a Daisy Cutter…makes a hell of a nice parking lot…
Adolf Hitler.
No, I’m serious. I mean, he already virulently hates the Jews, makes a mockery of diplomacy when it suits him, presided over one of the most famous genocides in history, and doesn’t like it when America gets into wars without asking him first. He’s a shoo-in.
Of course he didn’t like communists, so there might be a bit of a problem there.
Plus can you imagine the lefties tying themselves in knots?
Hippie: “Bush is Hitler! He should surrender US soverignty to the UN!”
Normal Guy: “But Hitler runs the UN.”
Hippie: “…”
Normal guy: “…”
Hippie: “NO BLOOD FOR OIL!”
I don’t think Squiggy has the gravitas required for the job.
I’m a Lenny man myself.
When in doubt, follow the NFL. Elect a person to be Head coach and GM.
George W. Then we can all stop F*ing around.
what no shepp?
David Horowitz.
Former – liberal
Present – conservative/libertarian
Future ? Presided over demise of UN
Zell Miller,
Enough Said.
Eddie Haskil
The Moms will love him.
Mobius One-
You said Zell Miller??!
What, you want them all to have to wear depends because he’d scare the shit out of them telling them how it’s supposed to work? 🙂
Arnold Schwarzenneger…
Just put a huge bottle of nitrous oxide where our delegate is supposed to be. That would probably stop them from bitchin’, and allow the real work to continue in the world.
Rupert Pupkin.
Michael Savage
I’d like to see Colin Powell, Condeleza Rice or Lawrence Eagleburger as candidates for the General Secretary job. Tommy Franks might be good, too. Sonny Bono would’ve been good, too. Or Zell Miller. Fat chance of the UN getting anyone so good, though. Another good candidate might be the current Iraqi prime minister: he seems to be a pretty decent guy. The Polish, English or Australian prime minister’s would be good picks, too. Anne Coulter would be good, as would be the right wing rock star, what’s his name. Sharon Osborne’s good at riding herd on a big mess, but I think she’d be kind of clueless when it came to foreign policy, though.
I thought the suggestion of putting Alfred E. Newman in there was a good one, too.
Dear Strongbad,
I’m retiring from the UN in a coupla years, and am gonna recommend you to be my replacement, if you want the job.
Internationally yours,
Kofi
Well, I’d vote for a crash test dummy, but barring that I guess my nominee for a position of pseudo-power with no real authority would be Prince Harry.
He’s already being groomed for a similar job…
I HATE TO Say it. .MAJORLY hate to say it. .but. . .
I think Clinton would be infinitely better than Kofi Annon. . .
The UN needs an image makeover. It is too much a talking shop and needs to become a force in the struggle against international evil.
My short list:
1. Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp
2. John Cleese. He is doing great work as the new Q.
3. Inspector Gadget
4. Danger Mouse (international appeal)
5. Halle Berry. Because then it doesn’t matter what she says, we can just gaze.
( Homer Simpson-like speech and drool)…..’Mmmmmm, Halle Berry…’
I think Clinton would like a head job just about anywhere–the UN included.
Dennis Kucinich. Anything to get him out of Cleveland.
Squiggy already has a job as a baseball scout.
Why would he give that up to work with a second rate gig like Sec of the UN?
Maynard G. Krebbs, aka Gilligan gets my vote. Stupid and stoned at the same time. Could raise the bar to unassailable heights after Coffee Moron.
I have to vote for Chomps.
Ariel Sharon comes in second.
And yes I know they were both already mentioned.
“The UN needs an image makeover.”
Hmmmm… How about we send the those five poofters from that show in to help the UN out.
Queer Eye for the UN Guys?