
I was at the zoo this morning and took this picture of my favorite animal–the Arizona RINO (genus:republican species:innamusonly). The RINO is a very accommodating beast–whenever a camera is nearby it is sure to come trotting over. It accommodatingly poses itself in whatever position will bring the most attention to itself, regardless of the jeopardy it places the rest of the herd in. I guess, like humans, some RINOs are just jerks

I have only one question…How does it floss?
Second!
The RINO is in abundance here in Vermont. Jim Jeffords, Jim Douglas, and half the state Republican party. So, if you’re not pro-life, and you don’t favor tax cuts, and you don’t support military spending, what are you doing in my party??
Is that… No it “can’t” be?
Ok, I just graduated boot camp yesterday and I have but one question…when will Frank be back?
D’oh, okay so if I just read a more than two or three posts down the site I’d see that he never left…so stupid.
lol, this is a good post.
How I loathe that McCain… McVain, whatever his name is
Are you aware the the rhino generates 60 lbs of waste a day? True fact.
Imagine how much poo an Elephant makes
Hey! That looks like my (2nd favorite) senator!
(genus:republican species:innamusonly)
Let’s see…A simultaneous representation depicting two separate food chains, at either extremity…(Hummm…appears you’ve brilliantly found the independents’ mascot?)…
He’ll crash and burn in ’08 when he makes yet another failed attempt for president. Unfortunately, he will be a senator in perpetuity (like a certain RINO from PA).
I am a REAL Arizona Republican, and I declare open season down here on all RINOs! Satrting with Mr. McPain!
Good to hear from you Shawn.
I am hearing some good news about the Minuteman Project in your state. My support to them as well.
Also, my support to an Arizona candidate out to beat McCain in the -=Primary=- Election in 2010.
It must really piss you off to know he calls himself a republican. After all, what good has he ever done for the party? I guess that while you and your ilk were busy figuring out how to avoid the draft and screw minorities, he was busy being a POW.
Oh, and nice site you have here.
Brilliant concept.
I would have never thought that tits and guns and liberal bashing would work, but you proved me wrong.
I’ll let you go now, I know how pissed off your sister becomes when she’s kept waiting.
another rino strays from the little heard
Dear ScanIAm,
Please kill yourself.
-Sincerely,
Everybody
Sorry, I’ll let the others do the witty comebacks, I’m just sick of hearing from these f***tards. Leave humor blogging for the big people and go join your childish friends at Daily Kos to talk about how much more sound your ideas are than those selfish, brainless, inbreeding, gun-toating, God-fearing, homophobic, sexist, racist rednecks.
By the way, I WAS RAISED IN PORTLAND, OREGON. It’s not exactly the conservative mecca.
… And McCain is a traitor to the party. But I’m a nationalistic, traditionalist, conservative independent, so I don’t care as much as some others do.
I thought you did just fine adam. By the way I feel your pain.. raised in portland oregon too.