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There has been lots of charges of John Bolton having an anger problem. This is quite common, and I came up with a list to tell whether your nominee for the U.N. ambasador has an anger problem. Luckily enough, the items are ten in number.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR NOMINEE FOR THE U.N. AMBASSADOR MAY HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM
10. Upon his employment, there was a simultaneous increase in drywall repair and employee leave because of concussions.
9. Notch on his desk for every time he sent someone running out his office crying.
8. When he quickly raises his hand to scratch his temple, everyone in the office ducks and covers.
7. Has a slasher movie loosely based on his office conduct.
6. Chooses his office chair based on how easy it is to throw.
5. A disgruntled employee with an AK-47 was scared away when he saw your U.N. nominee berating a subordinate for improper stapling.
4. Has been known on bad days to walk around with a live grenade missing a pin in one hand.
3. Every time there is a paper jam, he smashes the laser printer against the copier.
2. Has never fired anyone, but has numerous former employees the police are still searching for.
And the number one sign your nominee for the U.N. ambassador may have an anger problem…

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Comments seem to have broke. Considering that I didn’t touch the website over the weekend, I’m not sure how it happened. Maybe it will be like when trackbacks were down and just magically fix itself one day. Until then, if you have a comment on any post, just use this feedback form.

Hey kids! What do Walter Cronkite, Nora Ephron, Warren Beatty, Gary Hart, Vernon Jordan, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Diane Keaton, and Norman Mailer all have in common?
No, I mean other than the fact that they are mostly has-beens with a couple of…
No, I mean other than…
Forget it; I’ll just tell you:
What the aforementioned lefty pseudo-celebs all have in common is that they (along with 250 other suckers) have been conned into working for free on a group blog to be launched in May by has-been lefty pundit Arianna Huffington.
Huffington was also able to con Ken Lerer, a has-been former exec at AOL-Time Warner and ten other rich people into funding Manhattan offices for the administration of her blog “The Huffington Post.” Arianna has also conned Tribune Media Serivces into paying for syndication rights for all those insightful and nuanced musings on why America should be destroyed and rebuilt from the ground up from wealthy D-list actors.
Arianna’s blog will “generate revenue through advertising” and will “provide a megaphone” for the celebs of politics and pop culture who feel that the leftist ideology of communist murderers from the last century just aren’t getting enough exposure.
The super-rich leisure class in L.A. and N.Y. have just discovered blogs, kids. Prepare for the worst…

For various non-interesting reasons, I stumbled across Tolerance.org. These folks are cutting-edge PC thought police. Here’s a selected quote that makes me giggle (especially the phrase I underlined):

As this guide shows, American English frequently both reflects and reinforces systems of oppression in U.S. society.
For example, a newspaper report describes a local event: “Over a thousand people attended with their wives and children.” How does the statement relate to sexism and ageism? What does the statement communicate about who is a person and who is not?

“Bark, Bark” said the moonbat (I’m sorry, that’s probably specieist).
Anyway, clicking around I found out that I’m actually a tolerant and diverse kinda guy. They have this list under the 101 Tools for Tolerance section – 20 Ideas for Yourself, and it looks like I’m way ahead of the game. In the extended entry, I’ve rated my performance in therse areas:

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