Guest Blogger Kelly here. I had some ideas to improve on previous posts, so the egalitarian imao.us crew gave me the chance to do so. We the people have spoken! Now, eat of the fruits of my labors . . .
Archive of entries posted on 21st April 2005
The Announcement!
Spacemonkey has placed it on me to announce, so announce I will!
IMAO, in its super genius, has decided to host links from various blogs and other sites – something we are calling a “carnival”. We will focus on humor, so we are calling this the “Carnival of Comedy”.
You can submit entries through this site by selecting “Carnival of Comedy”. Just make sure they are funny. They can be from your own blog or other things out there on the net that are laugh-out-loud fun.
If the links you send us are not funny, we will be angry – except for Ducky who will cry. So make good humor links.
Do so now!
UPDATE: Carnival of Comedy FAQ is here. All praise the flying monkey from space!
RWD’s News Round-Up, Thursday
Hello,
Yo Soy RightWingDuck, y vengo a compartir las noticias.
Merry Christmas … Oops. I meant good afternoon. Curse my horrible English as a Second Language!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger today apologized for a remark he made where he said that California should close the borders to Mexico because it was creating a big mess.
He apologized to an offended state congressman saying that “English is my second language and I meant SECURE not CLOSE the borders, you bitch – I mean -sir.”
Arnold is so spineless when it comes to taking a position. How pathetic.
Oh, sorry. My English is not so good. It’s a second language for me, too.
What I meant to say is that the governor is doing a great job and he should just keep it up.
Follow the Food Pyramid or Face the Mummy’s Curse
The government has released a new food pyramid to help Americans eat right, but why have a new food pyramid when I, Frank J., have uncovered an ancient one that is greater than all. An illustration of it is here:
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Announcement Coming Up
An announcement is coming up.
Is it a big announcement? Well, big enough to merit a pre-announcement announcement. So THAT should tell you something.
We’ll be announcing it soon. But untill then…the shroud of darkness will continue to distort your perceptions.
And no, it’s not what you’re thinking. And it’s not the other thing you are thinking either. The thing you started thinking after I told you it wasn’t the first OR the second? The third thing.
That’s it! You got it! How’d you know? Amazing! …Nahhh spacemonkey’s just kidding. It’s not that either.
It’s the thing you’re NOT thinking. Ok? All clear?
Spacemonkey hates to leave you with nothing to do while you’re waiting for the announcement, almost as much as he hates speaking of himself in the third person. Sooooo, you could always click our patron ads, buy some wonderful IMAO t-shirts, leave some witty comments, get a sandwich, get spacemonkey a sandwich, easy on the mayo, heavy on the bacon.
Y’know stuff you were going to do anyway. The announcement is coming up soon though!
/pre-announcement announcement
Does the Pope @#$% in the Woods?
A little commentary, if I may.
You know the phrase: “Is the pope Catholic?” It’s supposed to be a rhetorical question, but, apparently if you asked that to some people a few days ago, they would have just stared at you with this dumb expression on their faces, not sure what the answer is.
All the (generated) controversy over Pope Benedict XVI is that he’s a hardliner against abortion, against euthanasia, against ordaining women, against homosexual activity, and against priests marrying. In other words, THE POPE IS CATHOLIC!!!
Yes, a Catholic was actually elected as pope; who knew?
Well, I say, if you forgot to vote in the papal conclave, you don’t have a right to complain.
let your voice be heard . . .
Those of you who read sarahk’s website (all fifteen of you 😀 ) know that FrankJ recently purchased a decked out karaoke machine that has recording capabilities. He’s already cut half a dozen gems, including a kick ass cover of Free Bird that has to be heard to be believed. He’s asked that I design an album cover so that he can sell a CD in the imao.us store. I’m having trouble narrowing the field down–which one do you like best? . . .