An announcement is coming up.
Is it a big announcement? Well, big enough to merit a pre-announcement announcement. So THAT should tell you something.
We’ll be announcing it soon. But untill then…the shroud of darkness will continue to distort your perceptions.
And no, it’s not what you’re thinking. And it’s not the other thing you are thinking either. The thing you started thinking after I told you it wasn’t the first OR the second? The third thing.
That’s it! You got it! How’d you know? Amazing! …Nahhh spacemonkey’s just kidding. It’s not that either.
It’s the thing you’re NOT thinking. Ok? All clear?
Spacemonkey hates to leave you with nothing to do while you’re waiting for the announcement, almost as much as he hates speaking of himself in the third person. Sooooo, you could always click our patron ads, buy some wonderful IMAO t-shirts, leave some witty comments, get a sandwich, get spacemonkey a sandwich, easy on the mayo, heavy on the bacon.
Y’know stuff you were going to do anyway. The announcement is coming up soon though!
/pre-announcement announcement
Your marrying Sarah-soon-to-be-J?!
Actually I’m already married.
Sorry ladies. The spacemonkey is spoken for.
And not to Sarah-soon-to… sarahk. I’m married to the ever lovely, Mrs spacemonkey.
I hate speaking of my self in the thrid person too, but it usually happens WHEN MONKEYS ATTACK!!!
aaHAH! I’m pretty sure it’s: ‘the 4th thing I wasn’t thinking!’
My guess is spacemonkey is starting a group blog. Thats what happened last time we got a pre-announcement.
Monkey confusified me,now my head hurts. 🙁
FrankJ and SarahK have signed a prenuptial divorce, and Frank now only has access to spacemonkey and RWD on alternating weekends and major holidays.
IMAO: The Motion Picture?
Say hi to bridalhome!
Administrative Contact:
anand, thaminder (walnut101@yahoo.com)
1612 range court
diamond bar, California 91765
United States
(909)456-5551
Nothing ruins a good thread like a spammer.
So, you think maybe that spam was a hint about the announcement?
We should all make stupid phone calls to that Admin Contact all day. Y’know, since we’re just sitting around goofing off with Spacemonkey anyway.
I got two words for you: Aqua Lad
Woah there! Do you want to rush into that pre-announcement announcement? Shouldn’t you have had a pre-pre-announcement announcement prior to the pre-announcement announcement? I mean this is a conservative humor site after all. All this change could give someone a heart attack or at least disorient us so we vote for Pat Buchanan.
I can only surmise that Frank has created a Doomsday Meme, which will quickly engulf the blogosphere and allow him to replace it with the Blogobuckyball.
To Thaminder S. Anand,between you and me..Hindu Yehudi bhai bhai NO MORE!
I hereby declare this spamming to be an act of terrorism. NOW HE WILL DIE!!!
AMEN!
i knew it! it’s the end of the world as we know it! i hate brides maid’s dresses!
I have an announcement of my own, for what it’s worth.
I am an uncle, yet again. The Third was born this am/pm depending where you live, and my brother will now learn to live without sleep.
I am sure he will be an honorable ronin.
Congrats Uncle McWert!G-d bless the precious young one,and may he/she (you didn’t specify) have a healthy,happy,and prosperous life. 🙂
I hope you’re not going to tell us that the bridesmaids’ dresses have butt bows. Those are just very unfortunate for all parties involved.
And “sikh kids” – heh.
Thanks Moe. I was talking about him in the last sentence, but I guess it’s easy to see my bro in that spot.
Jeff the Baptist,
as long as it doesn’t disorient us enough to vote for Guiliani or McCain.
Speaking of which, who’s everyone hoping for from the GOP in ’08?
I kind of like Mike Huckabee. We really need a Governor, because Senators just historically make crappy candidates for President. (JFK was the last one to win … ‘nuf said.)