(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Not too long from now, Frank J. & Sarah K. will be entangled in the chafing shackles of matrimonial bliss. After all the hectic planning of the ceremony is behind them, they’ll once again be free to spend their time doing what they do best:
Fighting terrorism.
I imagine that the events I’m about to describe in the extended entry will take place within weeks of their wedding day…
Archive of entries posted on 6th April 2005
Prince Rainier
Monaco’s Prince Rainier has died, I think we should do something great for him.
We could, I don’t know, name a mountain after him or something.
Also,
Prince Albert was at his father’s side when he died, Reuters news agency reported.
And not in the can as previously thought.
You’ve Found Your New Pope
I, like many superheroes, am quite saddened by the passing of Pope John Paul II (Nightcrawler is taking it especially hard). Still we must look to the future. A new pope must be selected. Someone just. Someone pious. Someone who can be a spiritual leader for the world.
This sounds like a job for…
Fun Trivia
Not Cat Blogging
Time for some pictures that don’t have to do with cats.
First off, Dave in Texas came to Orlando (which made him “Dave in Florida Who Really Is a Resident of Texas”). SarahK and I said, “Why don’t you drive over to Melbourne so you can buy us dinner.
So he did.
It’s not often someone gets to meet a superstar like me.
Now for more non-cat pictures…
RWD’s News Round-Up, Wednesday
Hello,
Welcome. Welcome.
I’m RightWingDuck and I’m here to share the news.
President Bush will be attending the Popes funeral along with Bill Clinton and George Sr.
Why no Jimmy Carter on this visit?
There was no room on the plane, even considering that he offered to bring his own peanuts.
That’s sad. Was Jimmy snubbed?
“Hi Jimmy. It’s Dubya. No, I’m not calling to invite you to the funeral. We already have a token Democrat. Hey, the Oval Office needs some new sheetrock. Can you help us out?”
Some speculate that Carter was snubbed, but really -it was for security reasons. Jimmy is 2,478th in the line of succession.
They didn’t want to take any chances.
In New Jersey, the government held a massive Terror Training exercise.
It was totally realistic.
Rescue people practiced removing people from rubble, paramedics trained on emergency procedures, and the press practiced blaming President Bush.
It was so realistic, Osama made another video claiming credit.