Monaco’s Prince Rainier has died, I think we should do something great for him.
We could, I don’t know, name a mountain after him or something.
Also,
Prince Albert was at his father’s side when he died, Reuters news agency reported.
And not in the can as previously thought.
first….
How about Mt. Rainier. That would be a great name for a mountain… wait a minute…. Damn….
Let’s name a hybrid form of half cow and half truck after him.
Consider it done.
If I find a new species of monkey, I will name it after him before killing it.
We could name a beer after him. Oh wai….
We could name a Simpson character who is a parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger after him.
this isn’t action hero actor from the simpsons, is it?
“the goggles! they do nothing!”
if so, he will be greatly missed.
beat me! why do i have to type so slow?!
We could also name an animal for pulling Santa’s Sleigh after him. However I think we should add a ‘d’ at the start of the second syllable.
“We could name a Simpson character who is a parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger after him.”
They would Never change McBain’s name to something wimpy like ‘Rainier’…NEVER!
…Unless they gave him a super-cool last name like -I don’t know- Wolfcastle
Rain D’ier? Oy,and I thought the French were cheesy. 😛
Albert the brown-nosed Rain D’ier…hmmm
I’m sad, he did a good job as one of Europe’s many superfluous monarchs.
K2?
I really liked this guy. I mean, you marry the most glamourous woman in the world at that time.
She (unfortunately) meets an untimely death.
Each one of your kids either: 1) is gay; 2) is really screwed up, or 3) marries a guy who pees in public.
Yet you drive on, your held held high. You transform Monaco from a playground for the rich into a tax haven (and playground) for the wealthy.
Now Prince Ranier is with his beloved Princess Grace. May he rest in peace.
We’ll all continue keeping an eye on his kids — in the tabloids, of course.
Poor kid – no wonder he’s screwed up. Imagine going through life as a Prince Albert.
(Drawing of a Prince Albert at that link. If you have no idea what a Prince Albert is, you most likely do not want to click it.)
Sooo…
Gay men like Prince Albert in the can?