(A Filthy Lie)
After the “there’s no steroids in baseball” hearings on Capitol Hill, rumor has it that Bud Selig will be getting sacked as baseball commissioner. Further rumor has it that he will be replaced by someone who has no history of messing with performance enhancers – Glenn Reynolds. If the rumors are true you can probably expect to see the following changes to Major League Baseball (listed in the extended entry):
Archive of entries posted on 22nd April 2005
Carnival of Comedy Submissions
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No Time to DeLay
The evil of Representative Tom DeLay had been reaching my ears through my fish friends (I can talk to fish). Apparently he’s been involved in perhaps more than the regular amount of malfeasance you’d expect from a politician. But who could stop him?
This sounds like a job for…
Transcript Excerpt from the John Bolton Hearings
SENATOR BIDEN: We’ll now bring in the next witness to testify about John Bolton’s behavior. Will you please identify yourself.
AGENT JACK BAUER: My name is Jack Bauer, and I work for CTU in Los Angeles.
BIDEN: And you have met with John Bolton before?
BAUER: I have encountered him on numerous occasions. Most were not noteworthy, but one sticks in my mind. I’ll try to describe the events to you as they occurred in real time. I had detained a suspect and was in the middle of breaking his fingers to get information out of him…
SENATORETTE BARBARA BOXER: This was allowed under the Patriot Act?
BAUER: The what?
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Fun Trivia
Remember the Advertisers
Haven’t plugged my advertisers in a while, so I thought I’d start the morning off with it. I like to give them good click-thrus for the money, and hope you’ll check out everyone in my blogads (that’s all I ask for free funny).
In my patron spot is a documentary about Saddam Hussein’s actual use of WMD’s against his own people and includes evidence that will be used in the trial against him. The documentary also has an ambush interview with Michael Moore and commentary from Victor David Hanson.
That reminds me: I still have my copy of Michael Moore Hates America to watch and review.
Other than checking on my blogads, remember to buy my t-shirts. Preorders of the new U.N. one have been brisk, but I checked the sales numbers against everyone, and everyone has yet to preorder it. Do you all think the U.N. is extremely proficient and shouldn’t change a thing?
BTW, is there anything you’re looking for in a future t-shirt, like a certain topic to touch on or anything else? Usually your ideas suck when I ask this (no periwinkle t-shirts!), but I thought I’d try anyway.