I didn’t blog for 3 whole days! Which means I didn’t link for 3 whole days! Here’s what we missed…
Carnival of the Recipes is up over at Aussie Wife’s place. Beautifully delicious!
Carnival of Cordite is up at Resistance is Futile!
and Right Wing News has a new t-shirt. go buy it! we like John Hawkins, even though he didn’t vote for me in the T-Shirt Babe Contest! punk. 🙂
Archive of entries posted on 11th April 2005
Fun Trivia
What’s the main thing delaying John Bolton from being made the U.S. ambassador to the U.N.?
Frank Advice for Staying the Majority
I keep hearing all this discussion about what the Democrats have to do to make a come back and I’m like, “Hello! Who cares? They suck!”
The real question is what the Republicans have to do to keep their status as the majority party. They spent most of last century in the minority, and they’re still adjusting to what it’s like to be king of the roost. They need to say to the country, “Hey, we own this place, and that ain’t gonna change.”
So what to do? Murder, espionage, voter-fraud, appealing to the electorate – these are all old, tired ideas; we need new, 21st century ideas. And guess who has them?
Yeah, that’s right – me! And here they are:
RWD’s News Round-Up, Monday
Hello,
I’m RightWingDuck, and I’m here to share the news.
In Virginia, a man was sentenced to 9 years in prison for sending unsolicited Spam.
It was really a very weak case. That’s what he gets for hiring a lawyer from a pop up ad.
So NINE years. The worst part is the guy won’t have any access to a computer. The good news is he’ll still get pop ups. Every day huge men will pop up out of nowhere saying, “Hello, would you like to have hot steamy sex?”
In other news, its being reported that Martha Stewart made $1.2 million dollars in 2004 despite being locked up for part of the year.
Of course, you hav to factor in that a lot of that was paid out in Marlboros.
In other news, Martha has announced her newest book: Cooking With Cigarettes.
So you go to prison and you just make more money? It’s just not fair.
Totally True Tidbits About The American Flag
US forces are doing another sweep for stupid terrorists in Baghdad.
I call them “stupid” because you’d think they’d have learned by now that if you’re in a place where you can see an American flag surrounded by American soldiers, you shouldn’t be a terrorist there because you’ll be dead soon.
I mean, isn’t that one of the more obvious things represented by the American flag?
In the extended entry, there’s some more
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