The government has released a new food pyramid to help Americans eat right, but why have a new food pyramid when I, Frank J., have uncovered an ancient one that is greater than all. An illustration of it is here:
The government has released a new food pyramid to help Americans eat right, but why have a new food pyramid when I, Frank J., have uncovered an ancient one that is greater than all. An illustration of it is here:
This is the big announcement?
I’d make the “tasty dead animals” part a bit bigger, and add “tasty fried veggies (onions, leeks, zucchini, etc.)” and “sugar” but yeah, that’s much easier to follow.
So…where does SPAM fit on that pyramid?
I love how ya put beer at the top! (well,second to top,I guess)
We love your artwork Frank,so when can we expect another HFL? 😉
And shopshop,you are a grotesque and vile beast,and may your wretched soul roast for eternity in foreigner hell.
So what happens to all the left over non-chocolate jelly beans? Are those okay in moderation?
i don’t think it was chocolate jelly beans, i think it was chocolate AND jelly beans
The Gravy block includes Tabasco, right? It IS a food group, you know.
Time for some Skyline Chili and a Coors.
Shopshop is:
anand, thaminder (walnut101@yahoo.com)
1612 range court
diamond bar, California 91765
United States
(909) 456-5551
…just in case anyone’s inclined to follow up on FrankJ’s suggestion regarding comment spammers.
But I don’t like cheese.
I like to thing that the whole pyramid is built on the bones of the tasty slaves that their Egyptian overlords feasted on. nothing like some delicious, corn-fed slave to really make a meal. mmm-mmm good!
might’ve been comment spammers bones. one of them. I know there’s bones under them pyramids, and I know how delicious slave-meat is. just connecting the dots.
Looks like Frank J. just vindicated Dr. Adkins! I like this food piramid bestest of all, but I’m still going to use strawberries in my frozen daquiries (sp?).
You need some happy meat-eating masters beating the slave vegetarians to finish off the picture.
apotheosis, or anybody, what are Frank J.’s suggestions for spammers? I don’t recall them.
Thanks apotheosis!
And karanadon137,Frank’s suggestion is right above the box where ya have to type in the 6 digit code to post.
Please enter this code to prove you’re human and not an evil spam-bot. If you don’t like it, seek out comment spammers and kill them in vengeance.
A spammer posted in the comments once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. slithering sounds
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Fava beans.
I don’t see those on the pyramid, Ducky. You can’t have any.
If I fry something can I pretend it goes in the gravy group? If that’s not good enough, I could throw it in a blender, I guess.
Hash-brown shake, anyone?
Mmmmm…fava beans and hashbrowns.
(Gir voice) I Like Cheese!
I think if you cook the hash browns in bacon fat they could go on the bottom. In fact isn’t anything cooked in Bacon Fat part of the yummy meat group?
Obviously the FDA did not hire my fellow college students to hear our input on the subject. If they had, they’d know that beer should have a much larger piece. But the rest of the food groups would probably still be there. Is illuminati a food group now?
Everyone knows that breast milk is the most perfect food…ask frank’s kitty.
…Meo0ooow…(pyramid shape)
karanadon137,
Not to start anything, but I would just like to see some meat-eater trying to beat me down. Vegesigo stands for Vegetarian Signal Officer and I almost always achieve max-plus on the Army Physical Fitness Test (APFT). I shoot expert with the M16, M4, and M203. I also am an avid collector of edged weapons. Not all vegetarians wear burkenstocks and are easy to crack down on…Ok, I wear burkenstocks, but that is just when I am not wearing my jungle boots with ripple sole.
Ok, everyone, time to write in your beat downs of vegetarians now. (I have been reading this site for a long time and harbor no delusions.)
karanadon137,
Not to start anything, but I would just like to see some meat-eater trying to beat me down. Vegesigo stands for Vegetarian Signal Officer and I almost always achieve max-plus on the Army Physical Fitness Test (APFT). I shoot expert with the M16, M4, and M203. I also am an avid collector of edged weapons. Not all vegetarians wear burkenstocks and are easy to crack down on…Ok, I wear burkenstocks, but that is just when I am not wearing my jungle boots with ripple sole.
Ok, everyone, time to write in your beat downs of vegetarians now. (I have been reading this site for a long time and harbor no delusions.)
Hey Overlord Frank,
On Wednesday, Taranto over at OpinionJournal spoke of a food dodecahedron. I think you missed out by not trademarking your blogodocecahedron idea. It seems your idea is spreading.
Hey, wait a minute….
If we don’t follow the food pyramid, who’s mummy is going to curse us? Yours? Or SarahK’s?
Curse of the Bikermummy!!!!
So let me get this straight:
the “gravy” group includes all friend foods? or is it all fatty and greasy foods? where do pork rinds fit in? are they part of the meaty base? what about chili? after all, there is some vegetable matter in chili. and what about fruit? no, I don’t mean healthy fruit like apples. I mean things like fruit-flavored gummy bears and jolly ranchers. Are they part of the jelly bean all-seeing eye?
I’m so confused. All I want to do is eat healthy, and have that include yummy food that don’t suck.