Those of you who read sarahk’s website (all fifteen of you 😀 ) know that FrankJ recently purchased a decked out karaoke machine that has recording capabilities. He’s already cut half a dozen gems, including a kick ass cover of Free Bird that has to be heard to be believed. He’s asked that I design an album cover so that he can sell a CD in the imao.us store. I’m having trouble narrowing the field down–which one do you like best? . . .
lol! I actually have the original vinyl of that last cover.
I am offically disturbed…
i love that this goes in the ‘I hate Frank’ category!
Hey Look,
Monkeys!
I like them all, but I liked the Karatist Blogger best of all. Just suits Frank’s personality. Of course, the next picture after that one is missing, namely the one of Frank hopping up and down, holding his hand and cursing. Love ya Frank!
I know you didn’t just do what you just did.You’re a filthy heathen,and have scarred my psyche,Cadet Happy.
But,for the record,I voted for the Karatist Blogger.
I may never look at anything in quite the same light ever again. The stalest, left-out-overnight beer will be as ambrosia, nectar of the gods, to my tongue; the most intense shiver down my spine upon the ear-splitting screech of fingernails over a black board shall be as a swedish massage; the, henceforth omnipresent, crossing of mine eyes shall be a welcome respite from the unholy terror and God forsaken ocean of despair that is FrankJ as Los Amante Lobos. Never NEVER show that again.
In the words of that wellspring of Zen knowledge, Ralph Wiggum, “I don’t feel right.”
My eyes!
I’m just going to purchase the “I Peed On Your Cat’s Head Blues” single when they release it.
Re: that bottom pic:
AIEEEE! MY EYES! MY EYES! IT BURNS!
I’ll be back with a suggestion, right after I finish pouring this gallon of bleach in my ear. That will help clear out the images right?
Herb Albert must be rolling over in his grave… er, at least he WOULD be if he weren’t still alive.
I personally like the MC Freaky FrankJ, but that’s only because I think the soul patch he’s got there is funny. Franco and Whipped and Creamed are going to give me nightmares, though. Thanks.
I voted for the last cover but, as always, there’s a critic. Should’ve had a kitten licking the cream somewhere!
shudders Dude, WTF? shudders
I have that album cover, too, and it’s going with me into my coffin after I’m dead.
Of course, the sight of Frank in that pose just might hasten that process along somewhat…
What Good ‘Ol Boy said. Shudder
Count me as officially disturbed. I’ll need to self medicate to sleep tonight. Hello Tequila!!!!!
It’s hard for me to believe that I’ve been an IMAO reader for over two years, and just now realized how much Frank looks like Ferris Bueler.
The Whipped Cream cover is just so wrong.
Don’t get me wrong. Comedy gold. But, so wrong.
What I want to know is, WHERE ARE THE AUDIO SAMPLES? I think the REAL comedy may be in those. =D
Wow, Uh.. that last cover has just split my brain in two…
One half of my brain is still curled up under my desk in the fetal position quivering & moaning “Wrong! S-s-so, W-WRONG!” And the other half of my brain is laughing hysterically.
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! PLEASE!!
The Therapy I will now have to undergo to undo the damage is soooo not cheap!