Yes, you could win a million dollars just by being one of the first 20 people to respond to this post!!
Enter comments NOW!!!
NOW. NOW. NOW.
What are you waiting for?
Disclaimer: Million dollars payable in Martian Currency (the earth rock) Payable one dollar a year for a million years. This offer void if comments manage to somehow come back on and people start leaving comments. Please post responsibly. Chances of winning are zero in a million.
Disclaimer’s disclaimer. Martian Currency is used in all intergalactic transactions. Not valid in the United States or any country on planet Earth. Dollars may be redeemed on the Planet Dingle-don. Hee hee, Dingle-don.
Disclaimer disclaimer’s disclaimer. Nobody knows why the comments are off. We ask for your patience and encourage the use of “imaginary comments.” Try standing on a street corner and randomly yelling “First” at people. When they look at you weird just say, “Ha ha. LMAO!!”
Other Disclaimers. Neither RWD nor IMAO encourage the yelling at complete strangers. Although if you are at a nightclub and trying to talk to somebody, it might appear that you are yelling, when indeed the background noise is so loud that you would be stupid to speak in a regular voice.
I claim the millions!
Me too!
Aha! My iron lung is working again!
D’OH!
Hand over the Bucks Ducky!
CA$H
I WIN!!
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Try standing on a street corner and randomly yelling “First” at people. When they look at you weird just say, “Ha ha. LMAO!!”
I swear I heard someone outside of my office yelling “first.” There isn’t anyone around here living in Bloomington, is there? Well, besides me.
I thought that the standard galactic currency (if there is such a thing) was the Altairian Dollar. :o)
Those rocks are gonna look really great next to my million dollars for catching the bounty on Ted Kennedy.
You say payable in the earth rock, but neglect to mention what kind of rock that is. Is it sandstone? Pumice? Give us a hint….igneous? sedimentary?
If i find a rock in my mailbox I’m gonna be creeped out now.
The earth rock is:
platinum ora –
and I claim mine.
Money is Good. :D:D
Me likey moneys.
i want money
I’m gonna be rich! Rich, I tell you.
Bush LIIIIIIIIIIIED!
I love the hysteria in that statement.
What number am I? 17?
did I win?
I’m gunna use MY million to buy a new prom dress now that I can find out where to buy one on short notice. As mother of a recent prom attendee, I can tell you it costs almost that much for a kid to go. Sheesh.
Quote: I thought that the standard galactic currency (if there is such a thing) was the Altairian Dollar. :o)
Response: That’s what I was thinking! I think this whole contest was a SCAM!
I dont think RWD should be able to win his own contest and since someone forgot their name, I guess I am the last winner! Yay for a million useless dollars, I’ll put them over with my old Iraqi dinar collection and Taliban issue stamps.
Omigosh,
Overlord, did you ACTUALLY go through and count all the entries? LOL.
Well, I was among the first 20, so let me say that the earth rock I with to be paid with is Be3Al2Si6O18, a green beryl. Cx in the non-graphite form would also be acceptable.
I wants my fake money, and I wants it sometime. Whenever you get around to it. Be warned, I have a good lawyer, so I’ll expect payment in a lump sum. So, like, the Black Hills in the Dakotas. Not the important ones. That one they’re building crazy horse on. That’s a cool face they’ve got there…
RWD: Yes and no. I noticed what the comment count was before coming in. THEN before submitting I counted to make sure I wouldnt look like a fool. I still win, right?
odd way to get your martian rocks off