Q. Why can’t I comment on posts?
A. Because comments aren’t working.
Q. Why aren’t they working?
A. I dunno.
Q. When will they be working?
A. I dunno.
Q. What efforts are being made to get comments working again?
A. I wrote an FAQ.
Q. That doesn’t seem like that will fix anything.
A. And that doesn’t seem like a question.
Q. I never wanted to comment anyway.
A. And I didn’t want to read your comment.
Q. I guess we’re both happy then.
A. It certainly seems that way.
Q. Fine.
A. Fine.
UPDATE:
Q. Hey, they’re working now!
A. That’s ’cause I’m smart.
Q. Why did they stop working in the first place?
A. Because… uh… I can’t talk about an investigation in process.

fixed them?
Sorry about the e-mails of panicky gibberish. I was kind of freaking out there for a while…
(twitches anew…)
I was totally in a panic… without comments, I had no idea where to find a new prom dress on short notice.
[ I had no idea where to find a new prom dress on short notice ]
LOL lol
L O L funny!
Odd how ya feel all desperate n commenty n stuff when ya find out you can’t comment, then have nothing of any value to say when ya discover you can again but feel obligated to say something more than “bahahaha”(I can tell so many feel the same way just by reading comments..hehe) Yeah, totally experiencing some insomnia here.