So this rumor came out that Trump proposed nuking a hurricane. As you know, I’m all for creative uses of nukes, and that sounds like an awesome idea. Trump has denied it, though, but maybe he’s just being modest.
So what would you like to nuke? I, obviously, would nuke the moon. I think Elon Musk wants to nuke Mars. What’s your creative use of a nuke? And you can’t nuke anything that has people on it; nuking people is wrong.

I choose to nuke Pluto. Not because it is hard but because it is easy.
Hasn’t Pluto had enough done to it with it losing its planet status?
It keeps going back and forth. Let me call the Federation of Planets for an updated report. If only I can find that toll free number again…
It’s only a dog, do you really need nukes for him?
Well, there was this chair leg I walked into once in the dark, fracturing a middle toe.
A superhero-action-figure warehouse. The fallout would be awesome.
The Tunguska site. It’s getting up off the mat.
You had me worried for a sec…I thought you were going to say to nuke the recently failed Russian Nuclear Site explosion.
Question: Do natives of Minnesota count as “people”?
Is Jesse Ventura ‘people’? I think not. The answer must be a resounding NO.
Something French, “pour encourager les autres”…
The Minbari flagship
Nuke a nuke
“The Last Jedi.”
Put all copies on the moon and nuke them.
Can we wait until after Rise of Skywalker is released? That way, we won’t have to make two trips.
“And you can’t nuke anything that has people on it; nuking people is wrong.” Unless they won’t let you ‘buy back’ their guns.
I read a novel where the main plot point was nuking the New Madrid fault to prevent a devastating earthquake.
I could drop a nuke on a Hot Pocket, but it would STILL be frozen in the middle.
It’s because of this song that I have never totally quit eating tv dinners and frozen foods…not all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6mI708yWc
There are a couple of fire ant colonies in the back yard I’d like to be rid of. How much can we scale down a nuke? I’m looking for something in the 0.0000000001 megaton range.
Fire ant-sized nukes — I would buy those.
Too risky – haven’t you ever seen the documentary “Them”?
When is the Democrat National convention again?
And!!!!
No humans, simply Borg!!
Can’t nuke anything with people eh!? Well there goes my idea of nuking the whole middle east which is too really bad because it would end a lot of the worlds problems.
There’s a black rock in Mecca…
Sure, man, kick that ant hill. No problem.
Are you familiar with Project Orion?
Yes.
Then at least get a room, sheesh!