I equipped my fantasy baseball team with a +1 bat.
I guess we’d make the same sort of mistakes if we had a President Hitner during the fall of Nazi Germany.
Shoot ’em twice in the head and chuck ’em in the sea – that’s a foreign policy I can get behind.
I watched that show The Voice, and my main observation from it is that Cee Lo Green has weird little baby hands. I feel bad pointing it out, but he’s rich enough to afford hand-enlargement surgery.
Since Herman Cain is black, shouldn’t the Republican audience have hated him and asked for his birth certificate?
I don’t know much about Geronimo except that he was apparently a lot like Osama… and I assume he tended to jump from great heights.
Geronimo was an Injun! That’s kind of like being black, poor, old, fat, ugly or stupid. Republicans hate them too! Now if you are an Injun that is poor, old, fat, ugly and stupid…well…Geronimo!
My fantasies don’t involve baseball teams.
Hate speech towards
Native AmericansIndians ANDAfrican Americansnegrosblacks in the same paragraph O_O. RAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!!
I bet the only thing worse than naming a football team after a
Native AmericanIndian is comparingone to
OsamaObama.Someone call for a hearing!!!
Cee Lo doesn’t have little baby hands. The hands are normal size. It is the rest of him that is enormous
Herman Cain has less political experience than Obama had in 08 and talks with a fake black accent.
Pizza driver is better experience than community organizer though.
“President Hitner” ?
I’m thinking your ring finger on your right hand is miswired today.
hwuu:
Cain is from north Georgia. Both the black folks and the white folks from up there talk different than the black folks and the white folks in south Georgia where I grew up.
But you can’t hold being from north Georgia against him.
Jimmy:
On a QWERTY keyboard, the S key is ring finger on the left hand; the L key is ring finger on right hand. The B is left index finger, down and over one; the N is right index finger, down and over one.
Osama, Obama.
Hitler, Hitner.
You’re welcome.
That’s too clever for an Irishman, Basil. But thanks anyway!
Potatoes!
Basil, would this statement be correct? North Georgia has more of the glorious Appalachian mountains, but South Georgia has less toothless hillbilly racists?
DamnCat, one more word about your fantasies and I’m getting the spray bottle.
Correction: rapists, not racists
Rapist/racist Potato/Paataato
Hitner? Didn’t you mean Hister?
When the paratroopers first got their start, a lot of guys would shout the names of various Catholic Saints as they deplaned. Well, in one unit there was a American Indian trooper who was kind of popular as a cut up, who came up with the idea of shouting out the names of Native American heroes as he deplaned, as kind of a rib on his Catholic buddies. It soon caught on, and the name Geronimo was soon the most popular name to shout while jumping out of an airplane. This might of also been the root of the ritual of American Airborne troops, getting Mohawks, and wearing war paint when they make combat jumps.
I said when I first heard of Obama that Americans would no more elect him at this stage in our history than they would have voted for a man named Hilter in 1944. God damn it, I wish I’d been right. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? (Well, not You people, but, you know.)
My fantasy baseball team’s equipment manager put all the equipment in a Bag of Holding and American Airlines lost it. Now they have to play naked and try to punch the ball. Embarrassing.
“Since Herman Cain is black, shouldn’t the Republican audience have hated him and asked for his birth certificate?”
Yes, because as any “mainstream media” hack knows, all Republicans are racist, and that’s why the democrats formed the KKK, to fight racism.
MarkoMancuso:
There are not as many toothless hillbilly racists it rapists as north Georgia for a good reason: the land is flat; no hills, no hillbillies.
“I equipped my fantasy baseball team with a +1 bat.”
Geek alert!!
“Since Herman Cain is black, shouldn’t the Republican audience have hated him and asked for his birth certificate?”
And tell him to get us a soda.
Random thought: What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of an airplane? ubama? Patton? Even though powered flight had not happened yet, its possible according to biden.
Herman Cain is black? Well, I guess that changes everything, doesn’t it?
Basil,
What about rapist rednecks and rapist/racist Auburn fans?
Auburn has a fan?
MarkoMancuso:
Not a lot of them in south Georgia. There’s a boatload of them in west Georgia. That is the worst thing about leaving south Georgia and winding up in Columbus.
Imagine the debate: Cain ” Foreign policy has to be decided by experts who support America.”
Obama: “mmmphorcocucu” translation “Can somebody get this bucket off of my head?”
Shoot ‘em twice in the head and chuck ‘em in the sea – that’s a foreign policy I can get behind.— So Dick Cheney DID have a hand in this !!!
So, Basil, do you live near Phenix City? Don’t get yourself killed now.
MarkoMancuso:
I can see Phenix City from work, but not from the house. Phenix City and Columbus are separated by a river, and connected by three bridges (one other bridge is currently closed).
Little-known but sometimes useful fact: despite officially being on Central Time, Phenix City operates on Eastern Time. Banks, telephone/cell phones, cable, etc.
Now you know.
@Mxymaster #16
I said when I first heard of Obama that Americans would no more elect him at this stage in our history than they would have voted for a man named Hilter in 1944. God damn it, I wish I’d been right. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? (Well, not You people, but, you know.)
What would be the problem with voting for a Mr. Hilter in 1944 if someone of that name were running with a decent platform ?
@RAML
Ad guys call it brand confusion.
Anything south of Iowa, and we Minnesotan’s start looking around for the Bugger Monster! Wisconsin also…Big Time! But we are all afraid of the south! It is strange, the people are tards (in breeding we suspect) and well we are just plain Yankees…although I hate the Yankees!
Anyway we drive fast, don’t stop unless we have to, have our guns loaded and are packing and our cars are always locked!
I’m in the mood for another mission of FANTASY SEALS.
Where’s my hit list, woman?