* Sorry, been a bad week for blogging for me. Good news: I’m making some progress on my next book which I promise to be the funniest book ever and solve all our nation’s problems. It might create new problems for other nations, but that’s not my concern.
* Good news: Conservatives still more popular a political identification than moderate or liberal. Of course, I wonder how many “moderates” are really liberals to chicken to call themselves liberals. And fringe liberals love to think they’re moderate and reasonable. So while we shouldn’t trust liberals, we extra shouldn’t trust moderates as they’re probably just confused liberals.
* Obama wants another $1.2 trillion in tax dollars to… I guess to have something to do. I don’t think he knows anything to do as president other than spend money. Maybe people need to just show him a new activity and that would help slow down the deficit. I bet he would be good at… um… maybe people could just send him to the store to fetch things. Just make sure to tell him he’s really smart whether he succeeds or not.
* What’s up with Haley Barbour? It’s like he was all, “Now that I’m done being governor, I’m going to flood the state with murderers so no one can ever rule it again.” I mean, that’s the only logical explanation I can come up with so far as he hasn’t offered any.
* Apparently, American troops are peeing on dead Taliban. Is Obama cutting troop funding so much that troops don’t even have proper latrines and instead have to rely on dead Taliban for relieving themselves? This is an outrage; someone has to hold Obama accountable.
* Kinda odd for the Daily Show to go after someone using harsh rhetoric against the Tea Party, but here you go. Pretty funny.
It wouldn’t hurt for more people to go after liberal hypocrisy on civility. The right might actually might listen to the left if they said things like, “Here’s example of where we went over the line; try not to be like us.” But they’re never that self-aware.
Peeing on a dead talib is only slightly more satisfying than peeing on a live hippie.
It’s okay to kill them not okay to pee on them. So, now that we’ve killed the snot, we have to show it respect.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wake me when we do something really wrong like abandon our friends and allies.
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I am outraged about those guys who pee’d on the dead Talibans. They neglected to put their urine soaked heads on pikes after they were finished.
You know, maybe if we just hung the Taliban from bridges and cut off their heads on YouTube everything would be jake. Let’s give it a shot!
Marine whizz is too good for those turds in turbans. It was probably the first bath any of them had ever had.
So cutting off the heads of American soldiers and mutilating the bodies is good, pissing on the dead terrorists who just tried to kill you okay. Got it liberals.
Keep Obama on the golf course!! When he is golfing he can’t borrow anymore money.
Like Slim Pickins those Marines must have been workin’ for Mell Brooks.
Those Marines were just trying to give the dead Taliban a proper Islamic burial at sea, but being nowhere near an ocean, the next best thing, logically, was to drown their bodies in salty piss.
I think its a bad idea to send Obama out with any authority to spend any money. He’ll come back with $1.2 trillion worth of organic magic beans.
Obama should of never taken down the white house bowling lane. Maybe with the extra time on his hands he could finally break 40. OK with the gutter bumpers 40 is well within reach, a very attainable goal. I hear Kim Jon Ill bowled once, got a 300 and quit because it was too easy.
@hwuu – According to the newspaper, Pyongyang Workers’ Daily Movement, Kim Jong Il only bowled once and scored a 387 – a world record that stands to this day!
Bein’ a Marine is hard work. It is very high stress. Who can fault them for letting off a little stream occasionally.
If the terrorists think that’s bad, then they clearly haven’t read With The Old Breed.
New Santorum TV Ad blurs the truth about his military service
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6669/ricksantorumarmedservic.jpg
Here’s a screenshot of the part trying to imply he was in the military
Must punch the stupid thick headed hippie lady.
HP5K – that’s fine – just don’t pee on her.
If the Marines had just crapped on the dead Talibans’ vehicles instead of peeing on their bodies, they would have been named Time magazine’s Persons of the Year.
New Marine slogan: “Pees be upon them!”
The left and the talibans are just upset with the Marines because the Marines are so large compared to them. The talibans should feel honored that the Marines took the time to urinate on them.
Sasquatch is angry because her hubby is an example that busts the myth.
The total disgrace that occupies the White House just wants another 1.2 trillion in hopes of buying a brain.
Pees out!
Since those Talijackoffs were not TRUE Muslims, why would Muslims be upset? since 0sama-bin-Laydoff was not a TRUE Musalim, why was he accorded a traditional Muslim burial? I’m confused.
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
When those nice fellows were “abused” at Abu Grab, it was Bush’s fault…so obviously this is Obama’s fault….right….?
I’m late to the gala today, but I thought we might nuke Obama’s inability to show any grace, compassion or respect to our troops. I remember at the time of his visit to Baghdad that there was a question of how little time Obama spent with the troops, but Robert Gibbs described all the wonderful things that
Mother TheresaObama had done in Baghdad. This allowed the press to return to a state of Obama adoring bliss.In Obama-World, his crankiness makes perfect sense. If he could scrape up only a couple of hours for his theater commander, how is he going to find more than 40 minutes for the troops?
So would it be in poor taste to get one of those Calvin and Hobbes car stickers where Calvin is peeing only it’s Calvin peeing on dead Taliban?
#13 – M,
Rick Santorum served 8 years on the Senate Armed Forces Committee, which gives him far more military experience than the fearless reader in the White House.
NMA, a Taiwanese news service, tried to scrub their hilarious animated version of the death of Osama Bin Laden from the internet, but I found it!
It explains where those Marines might have got the idea that it was OK to hose down dead terrorists.
PS: how do you xhtml a video? Copying and pasting the whole link is so clunky.
http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfeed/2011/05/02/osama-raid-re-enacted-in/
I like the way USA Today appears to have used the word “might” in the Haley Barbour story to mean “probably didn’t”. It’s fun using weasel words to create fictional drama!
I was outraged by Peegate! After all, if there is one thing I’ve learned from the left and our pop culture obsessed society, it’s that if you pee on someone and film it, it needs to be the living, 14 year old girl you just had sex with (R. Kelly)…
How do we know the terrorists last wish wasn’t for rain? So they pissed down their backs and told them it was raining!
Their “commander” does it every day to millions of people so what’s the big deal?
Too bad those soldiers didn’t know to mind their pees and Qs
Panetta to Marines: Urine big trouble!
Ba da ding ding ding ding!
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In their defense, if someone tried to shoot me, I’d pee on their dead body too.
Remove the whole lot of them from the human gene pool
FrankJ:
“Kinda odd for the Daily Show to go after someone using harsh rhetoric against the Tea Party, but here you go. Pretty funny.”
Maybe, one of these days, you will write something 1/4 as funny as this.
But I don’t think so.
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Can you feel the Mittmentum FrankJ? Your party is PUMPED regarding your future presidential candidate. How would you rank your own excitement level on a scale of 1-10? Is it 11?
Urine an odd one.
It’s an honor to be urinated on by a US Marine! When I die, I am ordering a whole brigade do so before they plant me! I shall be the proudest corps in the whole graveyard!!!
Hippie-Puncho-Matic…Add Monkey Faced Liberal to your agenda!!!
“So while we shouldn’t trust liberals, we extra shouldn’t trust moderates as they’re probably just confused liberals.”
heh heh – “confused liberals”. There’s a redundancy if I ever heard one.
The hippy-punching game should have a super bonus round where you see how many dead taliban you can pee on in oh, say…60 seconds.