“Plants are made of tiny ‘pressure bombs’. Indeed, walled cells as in plants, fungi or bacteria contain a high hydrostatic pressure termed turgor pressure. Turgor pressure can reach 20 atmospheres, i.e. 2 MPa, a value much higher than the air pressure inside automobile tires”
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“It also can change dynamically depending on many intrinsic and extrinsic factors, such as sugar metabolism, changes in the shapes of cells and tissues (including growth) . . . ”
Oppo:
“Hello 911..
hello…hello..can you hear me now?..uh. one of our employees, Mr. Walrus, has his skinny jeans stuck around his thighs and it’s cutting off the blood supply circulation..hurry please!
The IMAO Belt manufacturing division really can’t afford any more Ms.-steps.
Chastity belts: our Loss Leader.
“Sarah? Get me Bill Clinton and Kamala Harris on the line!”
By the way, Monica was a pig in a poke.
Please don’t share this with the interns.
Well, the phone to them is on the windowsill, so it’s not used much.
Apply direct turgor pressure.
Had to look that up.
From NIH:
“Plants are made of tiny ‘pressure bombs’. Indeed, walled cells as in plants, fungi or bacteria contain a high hydrostatic pressure termed turgor pressure. Turgor pressure can reach 20 atmospheres, i.e. 2 MPa, a value much higher than the air pressure inside automobile tires”
! !
“It also can change dynamically depending on many intrinsic and extrinsic factors, such as sugar metabolism, changes in the shapes of cells and tissues (including growth) . . . ”
. . . and observable qualities of interns.
No correlation with Torgo pressure.
Master wouldn’t allow that!
Oppo:
“Hello 911..
hello…hello..can you hear me now?..uh. one of our employees, Mr. Walrus, has his skinny jeans stuck around his thighs and it’s cutting off the blood supply circulation..hurry please!
Ha! He’ll never be able to golf in those!
I managed it somehow today.
Who knew that IMAO started as an underground marijuana cultivation scheme..,
Time to hitch up the pantaloons.