Straight Line of the Day: Possible Title of Biden’s Memoirs: … Posted by Oppo on 25 January 2025, 12:00 pm
Summary: My Administration was not a bunch of Malarkey. I did exactly what Barack told me to do. I’m a Straight Shooter jack, not a joke. Actual title: I’M NOT A JOKE JACK! 1 Reply to this comment
Too many possibilities: “From Blond Hair On My Legs – To Life Guarding The Nation” “Kissin’ Babies & Twisting Titties – Campaign Stories of My Life” “Stealing The System Blind – 50 Years of Government Self-Service” “Ten Percent Isn’t Enough – This Job Takes Big Money!” “Taming Deplorable Dog Faced Pony Soldiers – How I Beat The Republicans” “Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude” “Put A Lid On It! Pudding Break!” “Throwing Trump From The Train” “What Time Is Ice Cream – and Where Am I?” … 2 Reply to this comment
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Certainly he would plagiarize the classics: Pawn With The Sinned 1984 – The Sequel The Oddest – See? The Old Man and the Xi King Leer 2 Reply to this comment
“I know I am better than Trump …. but I don’t remember why.” (footnotes by Jill and Barack) 2 Reply to this comment
Bathroom Dreams of My Daughter My Daughter’s Diary How I Married My Baby Sitter. 3 Reply to this comment
I came
I saw
I s*** my pants
I Like To Watch…
I Was Only Following Orders…
Trunalimunumaprzure of the Will
The Unabridged Sedition
Nothing To Fear – A Biden Family Saga
Summary: My Administration was not a bunch of Malarkey. I did exactly what Barack told me to do. I’m a Straight Shooter jack, not a joke.
Actual title: I’M NOT A JOKE JACK!
Too many possibilities:
“From Blond Hair On My Legs – To Life Guarding The Nation”
“Kissin’ Babies & Twisting Titties – Campaign Stories of My Life”
“Stealing The System Blind – 50 Years of Government Self-Service”
“Ten Percent Isn’t Enough – This Job Takes Big Money!”
“Taming Deplorable Dog Faced Pony Soldiers – How I Beat The Republicans”
“Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude”
“Put A Lid On It! Pudding Break!”
“Throwing Trump From The Train”
“What Time Is Ice Cream – and Where Am I?”
…
Malarchy, Mediocrity, Marionette
“I Sold My Driveway – And My Country”
“Falling Up Stairs FOR YOU!”
Maybe I Remember, maybe I… Look! Squirrel!
(wagging finger up and down over lips while humming)
UuhhbBbBuhBBbbubbbbbbBBBbBuhhbb
Certainly he would plagiarize the classics:
Pawn With The Sinned
1984 – The Sequel
The Oddest – See?
The Old Man and the Xi
King Leer
“I know I am better than Trump …. but I don’t remember why.”
(footnotes by Jill and Barack)
Bathroom Dreams of My Daughter
My Daughter’s Diary
How I Married My Baby Sitter.
“What Jill Told Me To Write”
“You Ain’t Black Like Me”
sigh *
…pardon me? *
“It Ended Too Soon. Sniff”