- First up: Quickly-produced knock-off Hunter Biden paintings with access to the White House.
- If those don’t sell: Dogs playing poker. Not a painting; just dogs playing poker. (Highly motivated seller: the sooner we are rid of these mutts the better.)
- PBS / NPR.
- Google search of any topic that interests you.
- Images of Audubon prints, available to highest birder.
- Used inkjet toner cartridges. But used by whom? It could have been a celebrity!
How do you determine who is the highest bidder? The one with the reddest eyes?
First up: Quickly-produced knock-off Hunter Biden paintings with access to the White House*.
*White House access requires application to DJ’s Catering, and a security/drug screening
If those don’t sell:
Dogs** playing poker. Not a painting; just dogs playing poker. (Highly motivated seller: the sooner we are rid of these mutts the better.)
**Watch out for the chihuahua – he gets nippy when he misses on an inside straight
PBS / NPR***
***Feel free to change all programming to constant Fund-A-Thons
Google search of any topic that interests you****.
****Unfortunately, their AI only cares about hookers and blow, so good luck with that
Images of Audubon prints, available to highest birder*****.
*****Birders are notoriously territorial, and aggressively defend their claimed property
Used inkjet toner cartridges. But used by whom? It could have been a celebrity******!
******I think it was Clint Howard