Pa. man’s emotional support alligator gets banned from Walmart
Penn Live | September 12, 2025 | Chris MautnerThe ban came after some customers spotted the alligator in the store being pushed around in a shopping cart while she was wearing a dress.
Pa. man’s emotional support alligator gets banned from Walmart
Penn Live | September 12, 2025 | Chris MautnerThe ban came after some customers spotted the alligator in the store being pushed around in a shopping cart while she was wearing a dress.
It’s just people trying to be more outlandish than the next and maybe go viral or something.
But if I were to get an emotional support animal I would have to go with a crow. 🐦⬛
Hey wait a minute you guys… Candyland has a pre determined winner once the cards are put in the stack!
There’s no spinner and no dice!
It’s just a slow grind until everyone eventually arrives at the ending the “deck” of cards knew all along!
There’s got to be a way to fix this. Who can I send a sternly worded letter to?
The U.S. Attorney General…if your State AG won’t.
Sending your complaint to IMAO is the smartest thing to do, in this case.
The game of Life was the same way. You make one choice at the beginning, and everything else is just going through the motions. Why bother playing? Let’s play Operation instead! See if an intern can get rid of my butterflies without making my nose light up!
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots has also a foregone conclusion for my opponent.
I once played Strip Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots with a chick in high school and got her all the way down to panties only when the dadgum thang broke.
What broke? Be specific.
“Dadgum thang” can have multiple meanings.
Alligator? That’s really wild and kind of pathetic. When needing some support I just bring out the gimp.
I often seek comfort from my Wild Turkey…
You’re just being facetious.
So you’re saying the constitution guarantees life, liberty and the pursuit of wild turkeys?
Nonsense, it should have said life, liberty and the pursuit of poontang.
Hungry, hungry Hippos.
Best emotional support? … cattle.
Lots and lots of cattle being loaded on the train.
Paid in cash.
Emotion supported.
T-bone, Sirloin, etc.
Emotional support, fersher.
Poor guy, but I know how he feels because Walmart won’t allow me to bring my emotional support cobra into their store either.
I don’t know why because I once took my emotional support longhorn cow into Target.
I have an emotional support balloon. Never know where we’re going next.
Professor Marvel:
“I don’t know where I’m going either because I don’t know how to operate it…heeelllllpppp.”
Gene made me flash back to “Around the World in 80 Days.”
Is it expected of us to believe that no one in the whole Geographical Society calculated that Dingus would lose a day crossing the International Date Line?
It took some calculus to calculate it with a little algebra.
Here’s this, because I’m bored:
Mika has a better chest. Even if she’s named “Eva,” it doesn’t look like a garden. Of evil or anything.
Well, she seems to be free of the yacht full of creeps, presumably — so what’s the problem? Deep-water port like that may get a lot of visitors who can rescue her.
Get home and turn the creeps in to the cops.
Wait: is that Gilligan approaching her?
Gilligan came out of the water after skinny dipping and she’s completely abhorred at the incredible shrinkage factor.
Her catch-phrase:
“Omigod Gilligan!”
Season cancelled.
Eva Braun:
“It’s me, from the grave of ashes under a parking lot that used to be Addies bunker…oh my poor little garden of Löwenmäulchen.”
“Oh, what a world!”
And this:
There’s zero chance that Megyn Kelly thinks of me the way I think of her:
I would say -20 percent chance.