It’s a great idea to name your son after you because then you can say, “I love you, [your name here]” and really mean it.

I was thinking of watching Breaking Bad. Can I just jump in with the next episode or will it be too confusing if I haven’t see the previous?

I was thinking about the phrase “back in my day” and wondering at what age is the day yours. Like whose day is it now?

Life is fun and challenging and then you die and go to Heaven.

The blue whale is history’s largest predator, but calling it a predator is like calling walking mouth open into a cloud of gnats hunting.

What is it with the Koch brothers? Sure, you love freedom if you have billions of dollars, but everyone else wants free stuff.

When there’s a racial incident, do people say, “Now everyone will get behind segregation!” because that’s what gun control people are like.

In Mario Kart, all Buttercup does is steer into walls. From informal surveys, its between ages 3 and 5 children develop videogame skills.

Just wondering how long until my children can be my squadmates on Call of Duty.

Remember in the olden days when cellphones had visible antennas?

Thinking on children and videogames, I was four when I was finally able to get past the first stage of Donkey Kong on the Atari. Buttercup is almost 3, so if in a year she still can’t steer straight in Mario Kart, then I can start being worried.

Of course, my wife still can’t play an FPS without walking around staring at the ground the whole time.