[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
White House Warns of Coming “Polar Bear Vortex”
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on a scale of hampsterdance to sharknado, how bad is this?
They say there are 8 million people in NYC and 12 million rats. Just imagine how bad it would be if there were 8 million people in NYC and 12 million Polar Bears?
Obligatory
Set your flamingos free!