Guaranteed to make them scream “get out of my head!”
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Kids, don’t smoke pot. It makes responsible adults want to mess with your brain, because they all know that you’re stoned right now.
Oh wow man…like I’m so stoned i sent it to myself man! ~ Tommy Chong, Stonedouttamygourd, California
That’s why I prefer beer. It doesn’t alter the way I think, it just slows down the rate.