Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…
… repel wave after wave of bionic zombies.
… lead to the creation of the Six Million Dollar Marzipan.
… make a Warforged Druid make sense in D&D.
… water their own damn selves.
… result in real, honest-to-goodness cookies in web pages.
… lead to salad eating YOU! (In Soviet Russia, at least.)
… elevate “Audrey II” to godhood.
…die because they are being taught that carbon dioxide is pollution. That’s like telling humans that oxygen is pollution.
…become president
..eat all the worms and spit out the germs.
… turn Apple’s “walled garden” application ecosystem into a literal “walled garden” ecosystem.
@10: (While Microsoft Garden 4.0 causes you to have to re-boot your front lawn three times a day.)
… deliver a nasty, but overdue, shock to the neighbor’s dog who continues to use my lawn as its latrine.
…go on tour with Led Zeppelin cover bands…
… feed thousands of starving robots.
…analyze “Day of the Triffids” and “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” for strategic mistakes, and launch a new take-over effort.
…eat all the Vegans!
…eat all assembly language programmers.
… lead to RoboCrop.
… exhibit amazing stamena.
…grow to become two pair of plants
…spawn a new TV series, “The Six-Gazillion Dollar Larch”
… lead to automatoes and cyberries.
Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…
replace Joe Biden.
Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…
drive vegetarians insane!
Scientists are developing “bionic plants”, which may eventually…
rule the world!
…enter the War of the Olympic Rings, calling themselves the ‘Guy-Ents’.
… be to blame for global warming/cooling/whatever.
…form a new minority group for politicians to pander to.
…get their own really cool theme song!
…be played by Robert Downey Jr. in the movie.
@13 – Don’t forget the duet album with Al Lettuce and Crouse
…lead to using spell check and getting funding for the more sought after bionic pants.
…result in getting the depressed potatoes to mash themselves.
…lead to some interesting nuptial announcements in the newspaper and myself never, ever buying anything in the vegetable section at the grocery. To eat.
…mean an unbroken line of greatest vice presidents ever!!!
…lead to self fertilizing beans.
…lead to hipsters wearing tee shirts with ironic who’re the hunter-gatherers now messages.
… lead to a cyborganic section at Almost-Whole Foods.
… inspire a new cliche: “God made all plants. Bionic science made all plants equal.”
… give peas a chance.
… cause you to dig them up via remote controwel.
…take over the White House garden and run off the chef. (what’s that??? really??? already???)
…put it in your pipe and smoke it for you.
…freak out your cat when you tell your dogwood trees if they don’t like it they can get up and leave.
…cops getting your grass to grass on you.
… do things REAL plants won;t do.
…change Biden’s diapers themselves. -Oh wait, I thought you said bionic pants.
…lead to self-rolling choom. Barry just kicking a cool $500 million government grant for development.