Happy 75th birthday, Batman! If it's any consolation, your parents would be dead by now anyway.
— Wonderella (@wonderella) March 31, 2014
Welcome to Lots of Novocaine in Your Mouth Club. The firrst ruuuule ofnovocrnn clbbbb issttthhh jjajhagiidnzmz plubrrrrbrzzzz
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) April 1, 2014
I need to return this TV.
"Sir, that's a toaster"
I have a receipt.
"That's a napkin"
I have rights!
"You're a taco"
*taco bristles angrily*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 1, 2014