The #StarWarsTrailer didn't mention the taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems. Probably didn't want to waste all the good bits.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) November 28, 2014
I have stood on the shoulders of giants. "Stop it, you are hurting the giants, they are trying to sleep," people said. But I didn't care.
— Hedgehog Ninja (@werehedgehog) November 29, 2014
There's no way you'll ever convince me that folding underwear is an effective use of my time.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) November 30, 2014
*shoots hoops
*shoots breeze
*shoots for moon
*shoots fish in barrel
*shoots myself in foot
*shoots messenger
*is asked to leave gun club
— Mattniss Everdeen (@matt___nelson) November 30, 2014
I can't believe that Republican staffer criticized Sasha and Malia Obama. Reprehensible!
*Writes 25 tweets slamming Jaden & Willow Smith*
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) December 1, 2014
Let's take a moment and remember the true origin of Cyber Monday: how Dr. Who bravely fought the Cybermen while telling us to stay indoors.
— Axe Cop (@AXECOP) December 1, 2014
I thought Yoshimi fought the Cybermen…or was it the Pink Robots? I’m so confused.
Yay! Frank is back!
Glad you’re okay, Frank. Had me a little bit worried when right after you moved to Austin somebody shot the place up. I know there’s a lot of liberals down there but you have to get a license first.
I recall Amy Carter being criticized for reading at the dinner table at a state dinner.