According to my man in State, the arms deal with Iran is going swimmingly. Here is some of the diplomatic give and take Obama will be making to sweeten the deal:
- A new PBS kids show: Mr. Ahmedinejad’s neighborhood
- Iran will officially blame Bush for their nuclear program
- Out of the radioactive ashes, Barack will be given Obamastan
- The Ayatollah gets to keep Kerry as his personal eunuch
- Free birth certificates and social security numbers for any Iranian who can get across the border
- Obama gets to declare the Middle East a nuclear weapon free zone, so Israel must give up their weapons
- The only droning allowed by Americans will be Barack’s speeches
- Iran will allow US sponsored Job Fairs into Tehran
- Obama has agreed to return America to its pre-1492 borders
- Hillary will be confined to a burka now and forevermore
I’m actually in favor of two of those items.
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almost all of them would be acceptable, as long as the burka includes a hijab