– Obama’s birth certificate!
– the Red Planet does not object to the Washington Redskins team name.
– Putin owns it
– there IS an almond in every bite!
– Marvin has not uttered a word since Mel Blanc died
– Earth screws with it’s solar panels,…must destroy Earth.
There’s no trees for Rover to pee on.
…the water shortage on Mars was created by progressive political policies…
…a graffiti- encrusted rock that read “Orson Welles is a liar”.
…A pile of hard drives…
Curiousity killed the Cat.
…. a recording of Nobama saying “if you like your planet, you can keep your planet”
Billboard of Putin on Mars with the caption “Obama’s my bitch”
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
loads of IRS hard drives and Clinton Email servers.
…it developed a short.
…a big pile of emails
…the PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator
…the Edsel is actually quite popular there.
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
MARS NEEDS WOMEN!
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
it’s dead civilization is registered to vote in Illinois.
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
total amount of wood chucked by a woodchuck the did chuck wood.
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
it’s getting hotter there too, with no SUV’s nor backyard BBQ’s in sight.
A curious sign that read:
ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE
Of course, Curiosity was curious and ran over it.
…a Van de Graaff generator. https://youtu.be/7qgM1A3pgkQ
. . . and we now know who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp.
. . . and it will send it to anybody who sends it his banking information.
. . . that there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
“Because of death. Because all you of Earth are idiots”…Eros 1959
…a Tesla Coil. https://youtu.be/FY-AS13fl30
…that Mar’s grass is red and, apparently, “Get off my lawn” signs are popular there.
… a location that Michelle has not yet visited at taxpayer expense.
…ObamaCare hasn’t lower costs.
…Hillary is just like one of us!
…They’re serious about their alternate parking rules and it costs $856 to get out of impound!
Plans 1 through 8.
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
A series of signs which read:
No matter / How you slice it / It’s still your face / Be humane / Use / Burma-Shave
Does your husband / Misbehave / Grunt and grumble / Rant and rave / Shoot the brute some / Burma-Shave
Slap / The Jap / With / Iron / Scrap / Burma-Shave
If you / Don’t know / Whose signs / These are / You can’t have / Driven very far
…. the shattered remains of the Statue of Liberty
The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
– Obama’s birth certificate!
– the Red Planet does not object to the Washington Redskins team name.
– Putin owns it
– there IS an almond in every bite!
– Marvin has not uttered a word since Mel Blanc died
– Earth screws with it’s solar panels,…must destroy Earth.
@20 – FormerHostage, I thought those came from Outer Space
… Apparently the truth *was* out there.
… A really weird black ship…. In Valen’s name, it’s awake!!
A Mars Bar, duh.
@24 – Bob…that’s what the liberals WANT you to believe! #Plan9InsideJob
…selfies of Dejah Thoris.