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  1. In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…

    We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

  2. In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…

    …that due to “unfortunate economic conditions” his fellow citizens would have to “tighten their belts” this year. He then proceeded to tighten his own belt by consuming an eight course dinner including a whole pheasant.

  3. That North Korea’s position as a world technology leader has convinced several prominent Nigerian Princes to extradite 100,000,000 (ONE HUNDRED MILLION US DOLLARS) the people’s republic of North Korea. Once the princes receive our bank account numbers, and a nominal transaction fee, we’ll all be very rich!

  4. In his first speech of the new year, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un said…

    I have tried and tried to institutionalize perfect socialism in my country and I am saddened that Barack Obama has succeeded in the United States far beyond whatever meager dreams I held for North Korea. I weep.

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