When FOX News invented media bias, they should have patented it.
You know, a lot of the problems we’re focused on now will be rendered meaningless as soon as we become beings of pure energy.
If Corzine is making fun of Christie’s weight, maybe he could play it up himself for laughs. Like during a debate shouting, “Me want food!”
First!
Beings of pure energy are beings that don’t eat. “No deep fat? No steak or cream pies or… hot fudge?”
Sounds like more Science! in some kind of boring alternate universe.
If Christie’s weight is fair game than so is Corzine’s lack of driving skills.
”…beings of pure energy.” I believe I remember that episode from the original Star Trek Series.
Kirk was disappointed that he didn’t get to make it with a blue-skinned female humanoid, but he finally had the last laugh.
If we were Silicon-based lifeforms, Leftists would be against Silicon Dioxide (quartz,sand,glass)
Beings of pure energy live within all electrical conductors, and deep fry electronics for a snack.
Christie: “Yeah I’m overweight. Unlike Corzine and his fellow limousine liberals I can’t stand arugula! Most of you know what I’m talking about here, give me a bratwurst and a beer over quiche any day!”
I guess in Obamaworld pmsnbc is truthful, accurate, and fair. Fox is evil, biased, and mean. In Obamaworld 10% unemployment is good, the 911 hijackers were heros, and the reason you stubbed your toe this morning was the evil Boooosh. Ann Coukter, Sarah Palin, and Mary Catherine Ham are ugly. Helen Thomas, Rachel Mandow, and Michelle Obama are hot.
Wait, gotta stop there, I h just got sick to my stomacjh.
Here’s my random thought, or at least one of them: The best way to check your tires for tread wear is as follows. Place the sharp end of an awl against the tire area showing the most wear. Tap the awl gently but firmly with a hammer three or four hundred times. If you hear the sound of air escaping it’s time to buy four new tires.
If we were all beings of pure energy, social status would be determined by the frequency of our energy.
UHF people would look down their pure energy noses at the VHF people.
Terrahertz people would use derogatory terms like “You can’t trust those lazy Megas! They should all be de-rez’ed!”
People would spend fortunes at Superhetrodyne spas trying to artificially enhance their natural frequencies.
Using terms like FM/AM and AC/DC would be grounds for justifiable homicide.
Short lengths of uninsulated copper wire would be considered deadly weapons.
“I had to kill him, officer! He was trying to ground me!”