lolbama! Part 24

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From AlanABQ:

From Hellrider:

From Nicole:

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From Raxter:

From Rick of The Rabid Conservative:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Evan:

From Doug:

From Joel:

From Kevin of Exurban League:

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From Peregrine John:

From Porpie:

Three from Rick of The Rabid Conservative:


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Fact Checking IMAO

Since Saturday Night Live finally made fun of Obama, CNN saw only one option: To fact check them!

I didn’t know people fact-checked comedy; that could be a problem for us here at IMAO. We might even have to hire an ombudsman to correct things, but for now I thought I’d fact check myself.

SOME IMAO FACT CHECKING

* Obama does not frequently get his head stuck in a bucket.

* Joe Biden is not constantly outsmarted by squirrels.

* A pile of dirty rags would not make a better president than Obama as it would be unable to read from a teleprompter.

* It’s not actually legal in any state to punch a hippy.

* Obama is not just as bad as Carter. Carter is the absolutely worse possible, and all other just approach his level of failure asymptotically.

* Pelosi’s skull is not trying to escape her face. Her face is trying to run behind her skull.

* If a ninja bites you, you don’t become one.

* Just because Obama likes the Hollywood crowd doesn’t mean he’s pro-rape. By all indications he’s quite neutral on that subject.

* Nuking the moon would not be the absolutely best foreign policy decision right now. That would be the creation of a space laser.

* Monkeys are not plotting the downfall of our civilization. They’re too easily distracted for that.

* It’s not true to say Obama has never accomplished anything in his life. He once put together a desk from IKEA.

* Obama is not actively trying to destroy the country; it’s really just all incompetence.

* Not all liberals hate America; some consider it no better or no worse than any other country.

* There is no scientific evidence that squirrels are Communists.

* While it is accurate that a badger wearing a jaunty hat would be a better Senator than Harry Reid, it not a Constitutionally viable option.

So far the Fred Thompson stuff all looks accurate, but I’ll keep checking.

Moon Is Bombed October 9th

The moon will be preliminarily bombed on October 9th. It will only be visible through a telescope, but hopefully it will give us plenty of data to make sure that when we nuke the moon it will be visible to all. And seeing America’s mighty power unleashed on the moon, our enemies will bow down and worship us and send us gifts to appease us. It was always in NASA’s charter to get countries to worship us like gods, and finally we are making progress towards it.

Random Thoughts

I’ve decided to CAPITALIZE more words when WRITING to further enhance my STATUS as a CRANK.

By the end of the Obama presidency, we’ll admire the sunny outlook for the future from Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome.

This country needs a revolution! Or if that’s too much, a rotation!

Crazy right-winger are all so afraid of Obama even though he hardly ever bites.

Me, I’m not afraid of liberals. I’m afraid of fire.

If Obama has nothing to hide, then why won’t he drop his pants in public to prove he doesn’t have a vestigial tail?

Liberals comparing rooting against Obama on the Olympics to rooting against a war just further shows they don’t understand patriotism.