Are they accusing Obama of being Buddhist?
I think someone’s pulling a Tawana, here.
Archive of entries posted on 13th October 2009
lolterizt! Part 92
This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Peregrine John:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Duane:
From Morris:
From Robert:
From Rott3nhippi3:
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From Steve:
From Ted:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Yeah, that’s Gaddafi & Chavez in there.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Frank Advice for Life
Strategies to Improve Democrat Popularity
The Democrats could be in trouble come 2010. It’s still a ways off and things could change, but the DNC think they better take some measures to improve the popularity of Democrats. Here are their ideas so far:
DEMOCRATS’ IDEAS TO IMPROVE THEIR POPULARITY
* Have a Harry Reid dunking booth.
* To separate themselves from Obama’s growing unpopularity, they’ll start using racist attacks against him.
* Try to housebreak Alan Grayson.
* Maybe use their large majorities in the House and Senate to pass a law or something.
* No, wait, that will probably just make people madder.
* Have a Harry Reid kick-him-in-the-crotch booth.
* Tell blacks that with a black Democrat in the White House, they’re pretty sure it’s actually illegal for them to vote Republican.
* From now on, Pelosi will wear a hood like Cobra Commander.
* Move from actively rooting for America’s enemies to a more neutral position.
* Try to not feel personally slighted when an American wants to keep some of his own money.
* Have a Harry Reid knock-him-down-and-beat-him-with-a-bat booth.
* Remind Hispanics that Republicans are racist and to not forget the edging.
* When they say a war is lost and must be abandoned, they’ll try not to look so gleeful.
* Try to man up their members by having them watch one hour of FOX News without shrieking like little girls.
* Tell people that Republicans are as bad as the terrorists, except that they’ll actually try and do something about the Republicans.
* Publicly execute Harry Reid.
Could Science! Be Wrong?
The BBC has an article wondering what’s happened to global warming? It includes this:
It seems the debate about what is causing global warming is far from over. Indeed some would say it is hotting up.
I don’t know know who these “some” are that would say that. Is that a British thing? Do they actually say “hotting” instead of “heating”? Plus, it’s blasphemy. As we have asserted over and over, global warming climate change is settled Science! To imply that the cooling of the past decade is something scientists can’t easily explain is to speak slander against almighty Science! The past, present, and future is not unknown to us because we have computer models. Computer models made using Science! They did not see this cooling happening, so it is not happening. Science! is not some religion that can later be reinterpreted; it is right from the beginning and always right.
So says Science!, so say we all.
Random Thoughts
I’m bored with Obama. What’s the procedure for getting a new president?
It would save lives if everyone were forced to loudly announce their attack like in Japanese cartoons. “Drive-By Shooting!”
So what politics are you allowed to have if you want to own a football team?
I could see people not wanting Rush to own a team if it was European footsie ball, but American football? Man up, people.
If in the future we just bomb the crap out of countries and leave, we can do that with few people we know or care about getting hurt. And we can do it over and over. It’s cheaper than occupation. Liberals would whine a lot, but you’d have less total whining than you’d get from staying to nation build.
If SNL wants to do something daring, they should do a sketch making fun of Obama whining about FOX News.
I bet if Hitler hadn’t ruined that style of mustache for everyone you’d now see hipsters with it all the time.
Holidays are great as a kid, but eventually you realize work doesn’t magically get done just because you had a day off. Unless you’re a sorcerer.