New video from Crowder:

Needs better special effects to realistically portray Moore’s girth.

Looking at that Alan Grayson outburst again, I think the absolutely dumbest thing he did was label “And if you get sick…” a step. Huh? I think he would have been better off leaving his step two between “Don’t get sick” and “Die quickly” blank just like the underwear gnomes. Think if they were that stupid:

STEP 1: Steal underwear
STEP 2: And if you get sick…
STEP 3: Profit!

That doesn’t make any sense.

I could see Grayson doing this if it was something he thought was clever he came up with on the spot and then realized later it was kinda stupid, but he had big printed out poster boards. There was planning behind this. Maybe his office just got a new printer and were overzealous to use it. Still, you think somewhere between mentioning the idea and actually preparing and getting ready to deliver it before the House, someone on his staff would have said, “You know, this actually is sort of like something a stupid person would say.” But instead there was Grayson giving his speech and showing off his big printouts, looking proud of himself like a toddler that just learned to spell his first word. And I’m not saying that he’s stupid, but when he goes to his brain to get smart ideas it seems to consistently give him the ideas of dumb people instead.

Anyway, the rule is if you want to be a loud idiot, do it in a district full of morons who only vote for one party. I’m not sure how long we’ll have Grayson to kick around.

My new Pajamas Media column is up.

UPDATE:

Epic Fail. You’d at least think I’d be smart enough not to be stunned by his failure, but I honestly assumed Obama had it in the bag. He can’t do the important stuff, so I at least assumed he could deliver the useless crap.