Looking at that Alan Grayson outburst again, I think the absolutely dumbest thing he did was label “And if you get sick…” a step. Huh? I think he would have been better off leaving his step two between “Don’t get sick” and “Die quickly” blank just like the underwear gnomes. Think if they were that stupid:
STEP 1: Steal underwear
STEP 2: And if you get sick…
STEP 3: Profit!
That doesn’t make any sense.
I could see Grayson doing this if it was something he thought was clever he came up with on the spot and then realized later it was kinda stupid, but he had big printed out poster boards. There was planning behind this. Maybe his office just got a new printer and were overzealous to use it. Still, you think somewhere between mentioning the idea and actually preparing and getting ready to deliver it before the House, someone on his staff would have said, “You know, this actually is sort of like something a stupid person would say.” But instead there was Grayson giving his speech and showing off his big printouts, looking proud of himself like a toddler that just learned to spell his first word. And I’m not saying that he’s stupid, but when he goes to his brain to get smart ideas it seems to consistently give him the ideas of dumb people instead.
Anyway, the rule is if you want to be a loud idiot, do it in a district full of morons who only vote for one party. I’m not sure how long we’ll have Grayson to kick around.
…and you KNOW he wrote those off as a business expense, so WE paid for “STEP 2: And if you get sick…”
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What a total moron. The only people dumber are those that will still vote for this dolt in 2010.
When you see some liberal moron speaking out this loudly about something so misguided, it almost always means that the few fellow morons that surround the idiot are as insane and hateful as he is, so he thinks everybody agrees with him. If he really knew how many people are laughing at his insanity, he wouldn’t have had the guts to get up and say it.
Day after day,
Alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But no Republican wants to know him,
They can see that he’s just a fool,
And he never gives a straight answer,
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the health care bill going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the liberal agenda spinning ’round.
Well on the way,
Head in a cloud,
The man with a thousand flip charts talking perfectly loud
But nobody wants to hear him,
or the sound he appears to make,
and he never seems to notice,
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the health care bill going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the liberal agenda spinning ’round.
And nobody seems to like him,
they can tell what he wants to do,
yes he’ll raise your taxes,
But the fool on the hill,
Sees the health care bill going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the liberal agenda spinning ’round.
Ooh, ooh,
Taxes up and up and up.
And he never listens to them,
He thinks that they’re the fools
They don’t like him,
The fool on the hill
Sees the health care bill going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the liberal agenda spinning ’round.
Ooh.
Step 1: Join congress
Step 2: And if you get sick
Step 3: Stand in front of congress like an a$$ and yell.
I’ll bet that sounded better in his head! I thought it was kind of cute; the perfect melding of angry middle schooler and Ross Perot, complete with charts and graphs!
You know, Grayson is a great orator. Just listen to the thundering applause of his fellow Democrats as he finishes up.
If you listen closely through the applause you can hear Joe Wilson yelling, “You lie! House Boy’s boy!”
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“Hadn’t a been for Grayson I’d a been in Tennessee.”…….Tom Dooley, still hanging out in Kentucky.