Why can’t more people do comedy like this about Obama? If liberal comedians have a problem with it, they just need to tell themselves that they’re parodying right-wing perceptions of Obama. I tell myself something similar when I make fun of conservatives.
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
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Uh… why does this seem so familiar…
That does seem like more than a coincidence. Well, ripping off Harvey is another way for liberal comedians to write humor making fun of Obama.
Apparently Obama his thinking of making nice with the Taliban. That’s a great idea! In fact, I could probably come up with ten ranked reasons why he should do so.
TOP TEN REASONS OBAMA IS GOING TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE TALIBAN
10. Didn’t Jesus say, “Love thy enemy”? And more importantly, didn’t Muhammad say, “Islam shall rule all the earth”?
9. Frankly, a burqa would be a nice change of pace for his wife.
8. Though they chant “Death to America!” and “Death to Israel!”, he can’t really come up with a good defense for either country.
7. Will balance out new gay friendly policies with drop walls on gay policies.
6. This sort of mindless gesture for empty peace is exactly what will prove to Oslo he deserved his Nobel Prize.
5. It’s not like terrorist friends are new to him.
4. They have an XBox.
3. If he doesn’t end the Afghanistan war soon, he’ll have to meet with that scary General McChrystal again.
2. They promised to tally him bananas.
And the number one reason Obama is going to be friends with the Taliban…
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Apparently the new strategy from the Obama White House is to whine about FOX News. That’s really going to work out well. I think the number one complaint I hear from people these days is all the unfair, probing coverage Obama gets from all the major news organizations. Everyone is just so mean to him! Someone should give him another Nobel Peace Prize to wipe his tears with.
Iran nearly has nuclear weapons and North Korea just tested some new missiles, so do we really need a president who whines like a little bitch? Do you remember Bush ever crying about the unfair coverage he got when he got about one millionth of the favorable press Obama has gotten? This is why you don’t elect presidents who have girl parts where man parts should be; you can’t be a leader and a crybaby.
And it’s a little disturbing when Obama has three networks and two 24-hour cable news channels and all of Hollywood carrying water for him and all he can focus on is the one who dares air criticism of him. This fascist instinct is why I don’t trust liberals. I know he’s too impotent to actually do anything, but I still don’t like it. It’s un-American. But so is being a crybaby.
If they give Obama the Peace Prize now, what are they going to give him when he’s a failed ex-president criticizing America and Israel?
And for the record, this makes a mockery of the prize. There is no way Obama has had time to accomplish as much peace as Arafat did.
For all we know, the other nominees could have all been murderers and terrorists and rapists and thus Obama was the most deserving. Certainly none of them bombed the moon.
So the Nobel Peace Prize is like the Spoken Word prize for the Grammys… except those winners at least spoke words.
The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another way Obama is personally connected to terrorists.
It’s days like this that make you wonder why America at any point in history ever thought of listening to the International Community.
BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins Miss Universe!
BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins Super Bowl MVP!
So Obama’s worldwide popularity so far has been useless policy wise, but at least he’s personally financially gained from it.
BREAKING: IGN names Pres. Obama video game of the year!
Guess what I just found in my Cracker Jacks box: A Nobel Peace Prize!
BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins World’s Ugliest Dog!
BREAKING: Pres. Obama named by Guinness as world’s fattest man!
Just once, I’d like Obama to say, “Let me be clear: Gurble flazzle wiggy woozle.”
If they bring back Crystal Pepsi, Obama would be a great spokesman. “Let me be clear… Pepsi Clear!”
Didn’t the Nobel Peace Prize committee see Obama kill that fly?
Obama just used the toilet like a big boy! They should give him the Nobel Pee Prize!
Obama’s first reaction on hearing he won the Nobel Peace Prize: “What took them so long!”
Yes, the Nobel Peace Prize wackiness isn’t Obama’s fault, but once again the international community is making him look like a jackass.
I hate it when people try to act smart by saying they don’t understand things. “I don’t understand the big deal about the Nobel Peace Prize.” Know who doesn’t understand things? Stupid people.
Peace doesn’t exist. Peace is just something hippies made up to sell protest signs and giant paper mache puppets.
We shouldn’t make fun of Obama. He needs our support in trying times like when he wins a Nobel Peace Prize.
Lesson from Wii Fit Plus: Hard to hold 80lb dog and use Wiimote at same time.
How am I like a terrorist? I laughed at Obama. How am I not like a terrorist? I’m not friends with Obama.
