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If they give Obama the Peace Prize now, what are they going to give him when he’s a failed ex-president criticizing America and Israel?

And for the record, this makes a mockery of the prize. There is no way Obama has had time to accomplish as much peace as Arafat did.

For all we know, the other nominees could have all been murderers and terrorists and rapists and thus Obama was the most deserving. Certainly none of them bombed the moon.

So the Nobel Peace Prize is like the Spoken Word prize for the Grammys… except those winners at least spoke words.

The Nobel Peace Prize is yet another way Obama is personally connected to terrorists.

It’s days like this that make you wonder why America at any point in history ever thought of listening to the International Community.

BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins Miss Universe!

BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins Super Bowl MVP!

So Obama’s worldwide popularity so far has been useless policy wise, but at least he’s personally financially gained from it.

BREAKING: IGN names Pres. Obama video game of the year!

Guess what I just found in my Cracker Jacks box: A Nobel Peace Prize!

BREAKING: Pres. Obama wins World’s Ugliest Dog!

BREAKING: Pres. Obama named by Guinness as world’s fattest man!

Just once, I’d like Obama to say, “Let me be clear: Gurble flazzle wiggy woozle.”

If they bring back Crystal Pepsi, Obama would be a great spokesman. “Let me be clear… Pepsi Clear!”

Didn’t the Nobel Peace Prize committee see Obama kill that fly?

Obama just used the toilet like a big boy! They should give him the Nobel Pee Prize!

Obama’s first reaction on hearing he won the Nobel Peace Prize: “What took them so long!”

Yes, the Nobel Peace Prize wackiness isn’t Obama’s fault, but once again the international community is making him look like a jackass.

I hate it when people try to act smart by saying they don’t understand things. “I don’t understand the big deal about the Nobel Peace Prize.” Know who doesn’t understand things? Stupid people.

Peace doesn’t exist. Peace is just something hippies made up to sell protest signs and giant paper mache puppets.

We shouldn’t make fun of Obama. He needs our support in trying times like when he wins a Nobel Peace Prize.

Lesson from Wii Fit Plus: Hard to hold 80lb dog and use Wiimote at same time.

How am I like a terrorist? I laughed at Obama. How am I not like a terrorist? I’m not friends with Obama.

17 Comments

  1. If they give Obama the Peace Prize now, what are they going to give him when he’s a failed ex-president criticizing America and Israel?

    A hooker and a bottle of booze. The same things they give to Clinton.

  2. Just in. President Obama’s TelePrompTer claims Bill Clinton took it to a hotel room and “had a talk”. The TelePrompTer was found bent over a chair with a bucket of ice on the seat…

  3. The Nobel Peas Prize Commitee overlooked O-bah-muh killing the fly because the White House has been deemed an International No Fly Zone.
    The Nobel Peas Prize Commitee almost gave Michelle Obama the prize after seeing her garden crop. They could just visualize whirled peas.

  4. Isn’t it about time for IMAO to give O-bah-muhh a prize? Perchance you have a ‘The War Against Wall St.’ Award lying around some where, gathering dust. Surely O-bah-muhh has earned that. I’m sure L’il Kim Jong Il has a Big Dong Award he’d like to send to the White House for stealing his ‘Dear Leader’ title.

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