Frank Advice for Life

Always stand up for your principles. Like, if you’re sitting with friends talking about stuff and your principles come up, stand up before you mention them. That lets people know they’re important. It’s dangerous on a Ferris wheel, though.

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  1. Principals??? I thought I was done delaing with them when I left school………hell I didnt even like the guy in the first place….. why would my principal come up in conversation?? I dont get it?? I mean I understand the stand up part cause ya wouldnt want detention for being disrespectful…… but the rest is fuzzy…….

  2. I keep thinking about poor ussjimmycarter who had to lie down because he couldn’t take it any more…

    “…I for one, am not going to take this standing up…I’m going to lie down and do something about it…”

  3. Also avoid the standing up part while tobogganing drunk and naked down a triple-diamond ski slope during avalanche season. As tempting as it may be, the urge to rail against higher taxes should be tabled until later when you are sobered up in the lodge. No doubt Frank J would be the first to back me up on this.

  4. Sit down, sit down you’re rockin’ the boat
    and the devil will drag you under
    by the sharp lapel of your checkered coat;
    sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
    sit down you’re rockin’ the boat!

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