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I’m bored with Obama. What’s the procedure for getting a new president?

It would save lives if everyone were forced to loudly announce their attack like in Japanese cartoons. “Drive-By Shooting!”

So what politics are you allowed to have if you want to own a football team?

I could see people not wanting Rush to own a team if it was European footsie ball, but American football? Man up, people.

If in the future we just bomb the crap out of countries and leave, we can do that with few people we know or care about getting hurt. And we can do it over and over. It’s cheaper than occupation. Liberals would whine a lot, but you’d have less total whining than you’d get from staying to nation build.

If SNL wants to do something daring, they should do a sketch making fun of Obama whining about FOX News.

I bet if Hitler hadn’t ruined that style of mustache for everyone you’d now see hipsters with it all the time.

Holidays are great as a kid, but eventually you realize work doesn’t magically get done just because you had a day off. Unless you’re a sorcerer.

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  1. I could see people not wanting Rush to own a team if it was European footsie ball, but American football? Man up, people.

    The public face of the opposition seems to be led by one Stephen A. Smith. This may actually be beneficial for Rush, as Smith is such a loud-mouthed hack that few take him seriously.

    European soccer teams are usually owned by mysterious (“Why is there a man with a suitcase nuke standing next to him?”) Russian billionaires. As are the New Jersey Nets.

    So politics are you allowed to have if you want to own a football team?

    I didn’t know politics mattered until Dan Rooney had to open his stupid mouth and lower my love for my beloved Steelers just a little bit. Now, evidently, you must support a black racist to own a football team.

    I think I’ll just stick with college ball.

    Holidays are great as a kid, but eventually you realize work doesn’t magically get done just because you had a day off. Unless you’re a sorcerer.

    Are you saying that Obama’s either a sorcerer or a naive little punk?

  2. the problem with a toothbrush mustache, is that it takes work to maintain it. And every hipster knows for absolute certain that work is a 4 letter word.
    Also, bombing the crap out of countries, then leaving, is the preferred style of warfare for liberals, ref. Bill Clinton, Bosnia.
    Holiday? what’s a holiday?

  3. Al Sharpton whines that Rush has brought up Tawana Brawley. Sharpton says Brawley was in the past and doesn’t count. The ol’ Ted Kennedy drowning defence raises it’s ugly head again.

    Why would Rush want to buy a pro football team anyway? The WWE id far more honest about it.

    The Japanese cartoon screaming before you do something has many applications. Obama screams “Screw up something now!” before he makes policy. Or “Teleprompter launch!” before he speaks. Keith Oburman yells “Oral flatuance power!” before each broadcast. Pelosi and Reid, of course, have “Wonder twin powers, activate”. There is much potential here.

  4. I could see people not wanting Rush to own a team if it was European footsie ball, but American football? Man up, people.

    jessie jackson and charlie rangle don’t want Rush to own a team. Why? cause his audience is bigger, he makes more money, and he is thought of with high esteem. Unlike jackson and rangle. They are also worried that if Rush has a bunch of crybaby millionaires working for him, they may convince other blacks that they too can work themselves out of poverty, then where would jackson and rangle be?

  5. Oh, it’s so good to be back among the thinking people. The workday has not even started today and I’ve already heard about how “fantastic” Obie’s Peace Prize is (that and $5 will get him a cuppa coffee), and how horrible BushCheneyHitlerburton’s illegal war and torture were, how education and healthcare needs to be “available” to everyone. (Um, it already is, and more so to the poor and the rich than either are to me).

    I reminded them that Obama can do whatever he wants now that the Democrats own all 3 branches of govt, to which the office moonbats disagreed. WTF? It was then that I left the break area to return to my desk.

    Sorry guys, thanks for letting me vent.

  6. I bet if Hitler hadn’t ruined that style of mustache for everyone you’d now see hipsters with it all the time.

    This one came as a surprise. I didn’t know that useless smelly hippies knew enough about history to know better.
    I guess public television isn’t totally useless.

  7. So politics are you allowed to have if you want to own a football team?

    I don’t know about football, but I know in basketball it helps if you’re a hate-filled leftist.
    Just ask Mark Cuban.

    Football seems like a much more conservative (war-related) sport, so I can’t figure out their problem.

    Maybe they’re just haters who hate.

  8. “I’m bored with Obama. What’s the procedure for getting a new president?”

    I’ve hadituptohere with The One, Mrs. The One, David Letterman, Michael Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Swine Flu, Health Care Reform, Jon and Kate, using one piece of splinter-ridden toilet paper per sitting, and biting my tongue whilst fools relive their teenage angst worshipping each socialistic cause and dictator contrary to everything American.

    So, after hiding in the dark yesterday with my gun, astronaut ice cream, and Ronald Reagon photo, I realized Ronnie was whispering the answer, “Give ’em enough rope… ” So, the procedure is clear: Time. Patience. And 3 years worth of rope. I’m in for that, but confess not doing so well on the Patience part.

  9. “If SNL wants to do something daring, they should do a sketch making fun of Obama whining about FOX News.”

    If SNL wants to do something daring, they should do a sketch of CNN making fun of SNL making fun of Obama.

  10. Concerning the Rush Limbaugh-potentially-owning-the-St.Louis-Rams-Traveshamockery; he would be a part of a group of investors including GEORGE SOROS( behind the curtain, as always), via Dave Checketts. This is an investment pure and simple. Hope it falls through, just to spite GEORGE SOROS.

  11. …work doesn’t get magically done, unless you’re a sorcerer.>>>> Or do like the International Corporations, and Out-sorcerer it.
    Or do like the O-bah-muhhz, and get the hired help to do it.

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