Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. For arch-nemeses, you should consider getting a place together. Just be warned, though, that he may not always pony up his half the rent since he is trying to destroy you.
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“And believe me, folks, Death does not pony up for gas!”
I remember walking in one day when my arch-nemeses was eating the last of my left-over pizza. Needless to say, I killed he and his evil henchmen on the spot. That was my damn pizza!
“And believe me, folks, Death does not pony up for gas!”
Would this be marital advice, Frank?
I keep my enemies under the basement floor.
Just sign a phoney name on the lease and it won’t matter.
I remember walking in one day when my arch-nemeses was eating the last of my left-over pizza. Needless to say, I killed he and his evil henchmen on the spot. That was my damn pizza!
I tried to move in with my arch nemesis but the secret service told me i couldn’ do that. bastards.
Wait, did you just call SarahK your arch-nemesis?
Dude.
What if you’re your own worst enemy? Can we at least have seperate bedrooms?
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Why wouldn’t your arch-nemesis pay his half of the rent? If he’s trying to kill you, you would think he would be prepared to pay both halves.
#10 Because if she wanted to pay rent, she wouldn’t have gotten married AR.