I’ve decided to CAPITALIZE more words when WRITING to further enhance my STATUS as a CRANK.
By the end of the Obama presidency, we’ll admire the sunny outlook for the future from Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome.
This country needs a revolution! Or if that’s too much, a rotation!
Crazy right-winger are all so afraid of Obama even though he hardly ever bites.
Me, I’m not afraid of liberals. I’m afraid of fire.
If Obama has nothing to hide, then why won’t he drop his pants in public to prove he doesn’t have a vestigial tail?
Liberals comparing rooting against Obama on the Olympics to rooting against a war just further shows they don’t understand patriotism.
Headline Drudge! NASA TO BOMB THE MOON ON FRIDAY!!!!! seriously a RANDOM THOUGHT BECOMES REALITY……. NUKE THE MOON isn’t funny anymore…. Thought you should know
Me? I’m afraid of SPIDERS. But not just ANY spiders. LIBERAL spiders are the ABSOLUTE WORST.
The IOC probably passed on Chicago because of its horrible record. What they don’t realize is that after today there is a good chance that Chicago’s crime wave will turn. Isn’t today the day the Supremes are hearing the case on Chicago’s gun ban?
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/index.html
Nasa is fulfilling your longtime dream Frank J.
Chicago is just mad that they won’t get to see the South African hermaphrodite track star.
Chicago is just mad that they won’t get to watch Rythmic Fertility Method Gymnastics.
“Plan? There ain’t no plan.” – – – Pigkiller, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome >>> Republican National Committee
“But he’s just a raggedy man!”- – -Aunty Entity, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome >>>Michelle Obama’s first impression of Barack
“Uh-Oh, I think we’re all dead meat!”- – -Jedidiah Jr., Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome >>>The World Economy after O-bah-muhh’s election
…or if that’s too much, traveling a 360 degree arc
Rational Right Wingers mock O-bah-muhh’s uselessness and ineffectiveness @ IMAO
I read a book where the main character would put random capital letters because she thought they got the short end of the stick when it came to writing rules.
Frank-J-stein is afraid of fire, heh. All the Angry Right Wingers are carrying the torches and pitchforks these days.
FrankJ! ALL real men like fire. We cook with it, sleep next to it, get warm with it, watch the pretty colors hippies make when tossed into it.
Fire is our friend.
You mean YOUR STATUS AS A
CRANKPRANKSTER ?Bailey, “Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn’t – nothing?”
NASA is NOT nuking the moon; they’re slapping it around a bit. Wussies. If they’d taken the Frankster’s advice, we’d have a real light show with a party afterwards.
Because it would also prove he has a vestigial… something else.
If Obama has nothing to hide, then why won’t he drop his pants in public to prove he doesn’t have a vestigial tail?
Asian guy sez: “Dass wasis!!!”
As long as its Mad Max and not The Post Man, America’s youth are in the sunny uplands of the future.
Capital letters? Like “BUSHCO WANTS TO KILL US ALL BY NO PUBLIC OPTION” or”OBAMA PARTS THE RED SEA” or other liberal blog headlines.?
Liberals comparing rooting against Obama on the Olympics to rooting against a war
Liberals have been rooting against the war for years. Are we sure they intend this as a criticism? Maybe they’re trying to make nice after trashing the Tea Partiers.
Here’s a random thought:
Has anyone noticed that Bertha Lewis looks like Zippy the Pinhead celebrating Kwaanza?
“By the end of the Obama presidency, we’ll admire the sunny outlook for the future from Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome.”
The “end” of the Obama presidency? You mean, when he passes away from old age or something?
“…outlook for the future from Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome.”
I’m about out of senior moments just now, but this stirred up one last one: a random comment somebody made to me back in the late 60s, early 70s. I have no idea exactly when or what we had been talking about, but she was referring to America, in general, when she said sadly, “It’s all so big now.” Her general gist was that it was beyond our control now. This was in the “feel-good” era, too, with the TV showing “Little House on the Prairie” and new music coming out on the radio and still a little substance in TV shows, just on the cusp with all that silly disco, etc, that would make the first (temporally, not fictionally) “Star Wars” seem like an oasis suddenly appearing in the Tatooine desert.
I couldn’t answer her, then. Maybe I was too young then or something. Now, though, it makes more sense. What if the movies aren’t right, and instead of a straight line to “Mad Max” we’re just downsizing after unsustainable growth; that is, what if this superpower, knowing it is unsustainable, is now shedding, among other things, the power freaks who thought they had a fast track to world supremacy and shrinking back down to its normal size?
What if this is still America, and McCain in the long run, was right in this regard: In America, we change things that need to be changed. Each generation makes its contribution to our greatness. The work that is ours to do is plainly before us. We don’t need to search for it.
That work starts by not being afraid. Ever. People down through the ages have given us a great country whose foundations and strengths lie far beyond the reach of socialists and other trouble-makers…unless we hand it to them either through forfeit or in hopes of appeasement. That’s not going to happen, because we’re ticked, not trembling. I’ll bet hundreds of thousands of Californians are really PO’d that headlines are asking if they live in a “failed state” and so implying that they’re all failures. They’re not, and insulting them is just going to spur them into proving it–those people are crazy enough to have thrown out their governor in midterm and replaced him with the Terminator, who apparently had a chip flaw nobody knew about. Don’t mess with them! All the “let’s fall back on Washington” types out there are in for a big surprise in the next few years. Here’s another example: A look at the headlines in Google News this morning, while depressing, also showed me that conservatives are controlling the debate: hey, CNN is so scared, they’re fact-checking SNL. Losers.
The Obamas live in DC, though recently they seem to have been having hard times adjusting to the fact that it’s not Chicago. They don’t own that space, though, and neither do their cronies. It’s ours. We all occupy the ultimate high ground, which is why they’re pushing “divide and conquer” so hard. It’s only going to get worse and that won’t be easy on anybody, but it’s not reality. Unity is our reality, bought with a high price back in the mid-1800s. Nobody can touch that, either. Don’t believe the movies and the talking heads.
Right now, the big O is sweating whether he’s going to be reelected, and if he’s overlooked any loose knot that needs to be tied to prevent his presidency from unravelling into a big impeachment mess. I wish we weren’t having to face all this in wartime, but I guess after the 60s it was inevitable, what with so many fools and wishers still at large across the landscape, and carrying around a world view that’s seemingly impenetrable to any reality short of a full-scale nuclear holocaust (and then only because they saw it in Dr. Strangelove, so it must be true).
Let’s us not sweat. That’s for the losers.
We’ve got the work of America to do…as always.
Oh, dang…another rant. Sorry!
Don’t apologize, Barb.
It’s not a rant if it makes sense! 😉