Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…
…called up the Choom Gang so he could get buzzed too.
…demanded his ‘Reset’ button back.
…shouted: “RESPECT MY PEACE PRIZE!”
https://youtu.be/xfO1veFs6Ho
…immediately apologized for America having the arrogance to place a ship on the ocean.
. . . ordered all American ships to fly their choice of a white flag or the hammer and sickle.
…hasn’t seen the news lately, so he doesn’t know it happened…
…blamed the crusades.
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…
… soiled herself.
… thumbed a ride.
… called Putin on his two-way wrist TV and said Now cut that out!
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…
…said the
RussiansAmericans acted stupidly.…blamed it on GLOBAL WARMING™!!11!!!!1
Had the ships commander courtmartialed for obviously offending a pilot of one of our true friends and allies and acting stupidly.
…declared it a microaggression.
…boasted that they wouldn’t dare do it at 3:00 a.m.
…reclassified all our ships as submarines and ordered Dive! Dive! Dive!
…decided our all inclusive navy be sailed exclusively by midgets.
…patiently explained to the dimwitted conservatives that global warming had caused the ocean to rise 40 thousand feet.
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama… wrote an executive order declaring that everyone’s firearms must be turned in immediately.
…addressed the ball. “Hello ball. FORE !!”
After a Russian fighter jet buzzed an American warship, President Obama…
shanked his drive on the 12th.
read about it in the papers like everyone else.
wondered if it might have been a mistake to decommission all those Carriers.
ordered all US ships to “play nice” and to make sure the Russians enjoyed their “safe space”.
… placed a kulak call to the Kremlin.
… asked his chief of staff to see if Jay-Z and Beyoncé were done using the war room.
…condemned the action with a few choice hollow words.
…checked with his chief military advisor, Netflix, and selected “Top Gun”!
… reminded commanders of his standard “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” directive.
… Hasn’t heard about it on the evening news at the same time as all of us yet.