Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
“Are you now, or have you ever been, white?”
Elizabeth Warren is white, and she’s getting away with it.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
isn’t going to work any better than the others. And YES I am looking at you AL Franken, YOU.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
discover they wore white after Labor Day. [Unfortunately that seems to not include white robes used for ceremonial purposes]
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
is not voting for them. While technically not embarrasing them out of office it will keep them out in the first place before they can embarrass themselves.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
Hash tag campaign.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
involves an electric melon.
I saw Electric Melon open for They Might Be Giants in ‘92.
…a simple vocabulary test.
…a quiz on the Bill of Rights.
..is to claim you have proof they cheated on their final exams in middle school.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
is to do the right thing.
Tag them with #MehToo
“Hey…. Didn’t I see you up front in church last week?”
Got an email from the Westboro Baptist Church to remind you that your tithe is expected on its usually date.
That’ll do it.
is to generate fake evidence that they know the Constitution and agree that it means what it says.
mail asking them to re-up their membership in the Sons Of The Confederacy
…is to describe their slush fund as paltry.
…tell them the only honorable thing to do is remain.
…overturn the vote making Congress a petard free zone.
…publish their entreaties to the Pope to officially recognize their sainthood.
Tell them Nancy Pelosi is looking for them… She’s trying to find someone that can stand to grope her so she can be a #MeToo.
Actually, I understand that Herbert Hoover groped her at her 40th birthday party.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
reveal their posting history at IMAO as Oppo.
Wait! . . . this begs for a rejoinder . . . but I’m too embarrassed. Wait . . .
Come on Senator Franken, fess up. Actually, you couldn’t be Franken since you are actually funny. I’ll have to continue my search.
I will resign at some unspecified time in the future.
— to quote from Al Franken’s diaperposition
What better pun name is there than Harry Reid? You didn’t look thoroughly enough!
Boozman?
Schatz?
Crapo?
And, in the House:
Missouri’s B. Long
Nebraska’s D. Bacon
Washington’s D. Heck
… Yet on the other hand …
Indiana has:
Walorski
so perhaps you’re the mole!
[From Wikipedia:]
“I am the MAGAman
They are the MAGAmen
I am Walorski!”
I buried Ron Paul
I’m actually an illegal alien so I can’t be in the House. I can be in the garden though.
Ah! ‘E admits ‘e’s a plant! Or at least a mole.
Thankfully I’m not a Ficus.
Forget sex scandals. The new way to embarrass Democrats into resigning…
…is show they took their full deductions on their taxes.
Ask them why if their roots are so liberal, that they weren’t aborted.
A letter from Donald Trump thanking them for their 2020 campaign contribution.
Are your kidding? There is no way to embarrass a Democrat. One of them KILLED a woman and they didn’t care.
Well that is one way to not have them pop up 20 years later with a sexual harassment allegation.
… Humamiliate them about their Weiner texting.
… is to have Elizabeth Warren constantly defend them against what she calls “slut-shaming.”
…. And remind them she’s is one of their top talents.
…is to show that they don’t believe “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie…
… Prove that they are male.
… Have Trump agree with them.
… Any normal scandal when their state has a leftist governor.
If nothing else, Walrus and I got to find out what the “Reply To This Comment” limit was.
I never even got to ask him what his Ficus score was.
Green
Turned left at green-land, didja?
Like I was some Posh Bird?
No — if you were, the lads and I would have turned the volume down to make rude comments and have a laugh.
Hey! I’m a trendsetter. It’s my profession!
Prove that they paid their taxes.