Russian says that it now has a plane-mounted laser that can hit satellites.
That’s terrible! They could point it down and start shooting our voting machines!
Russian says that it now has a plane-mounted laser that can hit satellites.
That’s terrible! They could point it down and start shooting our voting machines!
Pffftt!…..that’s nothing! We have thousands and thousands of radioactive contaminated $50 Walmart drones hidden in all of Russia’s radioactive contaminated sites just waiting to swarm Putin like bees as he is half naked riding his horse hunting for bear!!
Moose and squirrel are next.
But is it hypersonic and therefore able to go from NY to Peking in 2 hours(>6,000mph) like the murderous commies in China claim theirs can?
Can if fly off Iran’s Stealth!!!!!! Frigate!!!!!!!!!?
Is it Revolutionary!!!!!! like their new T-14 Armata?
Eh, I’d bet it’s a G-2 with a 3-d printed copy of a laser pointer on top but Russia can’t afford the jet fuel to actually fly it.
Tsar Wars
Until they can put it on a shark I’m not worrying.
and apparently Laika wasn’t enough of a pit bull.
Maroonraker
“Fire Putin Torpedoes!”
Russia’s innovation: RPGPS
Vladimir Pew! Pew! Pewtin
Paris-stroiker?
Old saying in Russia: “Thrust, but terrify.”
Laser in the Sky With Demands