
Archive of entries posted by Oppo
Friday Night Open Thread: I Just Heard They Faked the Moon Landings. If True, Isn’t That Disturbing?
Straight Line of the Day: I’ve Set Up a Ten-Minute Sit-Down With My Congressman. What Should I Ask Him?
Early-Breaking News
Straight Line of the Day: I Can’t Prove It, But I Suspect…
- … that when street-corner protesters hold up their signs from exactly 11:00 to exactly 1:00 and then go home, it is no mere coincidence. They are being paid.
- … some liberal group, somewhere, gets residuals every time the “B” in “Black” is upper-case. Capitalization is key in a market economy!
- … women secretly lust after me.
Welcome to IMAO! We’re Tinkering With Some New Technology…
Straight Line of the Day: Per Bob B, “Don’t Listen To This Guy, He’s Nuts!” For Instance, He Claims …
Here’s the Key: After the Straight Line, Take the Rest of the Day Off
Hate Crime? Man Arrested for Australopithecussing
Straight Line of the Day: How Not To Appear Insane: …
Breaking News! Trump Must Stand Down as President — Final Count From California Shows Nithya Raman Actually Won 2024 Election
Straight Line of the Day: You Are This Close to Going to Jail! All That Is Needed Is One More…
Man Released From Grammar Prison 57 Years After Mistakenly Typing “Principal” Instead of “Principle”
Getting an American Professor in an American University Is Like Getting Cheese in a Monty Python Cheese Shop
Notre Dame seeks foreign worker to teach English
The College Fix | 06/04/2026 | Matt LambThe University of Notre Dame says it cannot find any American to teach English and so it must fill the job with a foreign worker visa.
The Catholic university in South Bend, Indiana filed a “Notice of Intent to Hire,” indicating it plans to hire a professor of English under the H1-B visa program.
The assistant professor job pays just over $87,000 and that is not including benefits.
It pays more than the chemistry professor position the university is also seeking to fill with foreign workers.
Other jobs the university says it must fill by hiring non-Americans include an associate librarian ($96,000 per year), a marketing program analytics manager ($85,000 per year), and a “program coordinator for student success” ($47,000 per year).
Straight Line of the Day: Things You Say When It’s So Hot You Can’t Take It Anymore
(inspired by:)
44 Things Southerners Say When It’s So Hot They Can’t Take It Anymore
Southern Living | May 30. 2026


