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Health Care Questions for Obama

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ABC News (you know, the ones who plan to play Pravda for Comrade Obama’s health care scheme on June 24th) says they want to “hear from you about the country’s health care system” and want to know:

What question would you want to ask the president about health care?

As a patriotic American, I shall do my part:

“Just do as I say, and no one gets hurt. Except doctors, insurance companies, and sick people.”

* For $1 trillion, you’ll be insuring 17 million people. Could you just cut me a check for $60,000 and we’ll call it even?

* Can I still choose my own doctor even if he gets disgusted with your system and quits practicing medicine?

* Under the new system, will priority treatment be given to patients who voted for you, or only the ones who contributed to your campaign?

* Will the new system cover back injuries sustained while bowing to you?

* If this legislation passes, will Rahm Emanuel finally be able to get some treatment for his Tourrette’s?

* Is there a provision in this bill to stop those creepy Levitra commercials that show grandparents making out?

* Can you send me a list of diseases that medical marijuana treats? I need to catch one of them before my trial.

* Is it true that the only doctor who was consulted on this legislation was Dr. Nick Riviera of the Hollywood Upstairs School of Medicology?

* Will your health care plan cover treatment for being beaten up by Black Panthers while attempting to vote?

* If I miss work due to illness, will you write me a note?

What would YOU ask His Oneness?

*SHUDDER*

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Maybe my recent re-watching of Dirty Harry has skewed my judgment, so I’ll ask for a second opinion

Is it just me, or does this note have a sort of creepy, Amber-Alert vibe to it?


[10 seconds of appropriate theme music]

In my head, I keep hearing this note being read in the Scorpio Killer’s nervous, giggly voice.

Which reminds me – how long until Obama pays Rahm Emanuel to beat the crap out of him so that he can hold a press conference and blame it on Rush Limbaugh?

Oh, and normally I’d worry that comparing the President to a child-rapist/serial-killer would be crossing a line, but thanks to David Letterman, there ARE no more lines in political comedy. Or so I infer from the mainstream media’s reaction (or lack thereof) to what he said about Sarah Palin.

Obama sings the Beach Boys

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Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
Jamaica

Off the Florida Keys
There’s this place Guantanamo
That’s where you used to go
When our troops captured you all.
Bodies in the sand,
Of your buddies would would raise a hand
Against our troops in the war
But you surrenedered and were taken then
To Guantanamo

[Chorus:]
Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
Ooh we’ve got to move you from Guantanamo,
We’ll close it fast
Without a plan, don’t you know,
Because we said that we would close
It down, Guantanamo.

Martinique, please take this terror sheik…

We’ll do it soon, you’ll see,
No later than January
By and by we’ll defy
The situation’s gravity.
Terrorists’ delight,
We’ll make it easy for them to fight.
That dreamy look in my eye,
Makes people wonder if I might be high
To close Guantanamo

[Chorus]
Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
From Guantanamo.
We’ll close it fast
Without a plan, don’t you know,
Because we’re going to close
It down, Guantanamo.

Port au Prince, don’t make me give more hints…

Everybody knows this little place Guantanamo
It’s where the worst of them go and kept away from us all
Down in Guantanamo

[Chorus]
Aruba, Jamaica, I really hope they take ya,
Bermuda, Bahama, do it for Obama
Palau or Montego, please take ’em now, Amigo
From Guantanamo.
We’ll close it fast
Without a plan, don’t you know,
Because we’re going to close
It down, Guantanamo.

TV Guide

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I saw somewhere that the president was going to be on TV this week. Had you heard that?

Anyway, I thought I heard tonight at 8:00 or something. So, I checked the TV Guide, and saw that “Lie To Me” was on.

Hey, that could be it.

But I kept scanning and saw other shows this week that could have been an Obama news conference:

  • Fringe
  • The Biggest Loser
  • Damages
  • Trust Me
  • Psych
  • Criminal Minds
  • American Idol
  • Lost
  • Foulups, Bleeps & Blunders
  • The Celebrity Apprentice

I never did find out when he was on.

Was anyone else confused about it? Were there any TV show listings that you thought might have been the president’s news conference?

The Church of Obama

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Let’s get serious for a minute.

ABC News reports that CIA agents that the Obama administration doesn’t give them the support they need to do their job:

“We ask these people to do extremely dangerous things, things they’ve been ordered to do by legal authorities, with the understanding that they will get top cover if something goes wrong,” (Dr. Mark M. Lowenthal, former Assistant Director of Central Intelligence for Analysis and Production) says. “They don’t believe they have that cover anymore.”

This is important. Very important.

Back in the 1970s, in the post-Watergate era, the Democrats overreacted to everything. They hated Richard Nixon — to a degree not seen until their hate of George W. Bush. And they were going to wreak vengeance, no matter the cost.

It cost us a lot.

I remember it well. I recall when Idaho Senator Frank Church chaired a committee (the United States Senate Select Committee to Study Governmental Operations with Respect to Intelligence Activities) that effectively gutted the U.S. intelligence community.

One of the effects of the Church Committee was a drop in morale in the intelligence community.

Being a spy — a field agent — isn’t all James Bond. It’s not any James Bond. It’s mostly being where you don’t want to be, with people you don’t want to be with, risking imprisonment or death if exposed.

But, knowing you have the support of your country helps.

After the Church Committee, many felt they didn’t have that support.

Couple that with the restrictions placed on the intelligence agencies, and suddenly it’s very hard to do the job.

What could go wrong?

Well, for one thing, the CIA could be caught flatfooted should the government of a friendly nation be suddenly overthrown by Islamic radicals. Such as happened in Iran in 1979.

Think about that one event. Had we seen it coming, could we have prevented it? Maybe. And imagine the world today had the Islamic Revolution not happened.

The intelligence community still hasn’t recovered. Though morale is better, many of the restrictions still in place have made it hard for intelligence to be verified to the proper degree. It’s never easy, but the restrictions make it harder.

Credit goes to Frank Church for the situation today.

And we’re about to have part two of that whole situation.

The Obama administration is poised to hang CIA agents out to dry.

Look for a drop in morale in intelligence agencies.

And look for Congressional committees to “clean up” the intelligence community.

Then look for something to happen because of a failure of the intelligence community, because of the agents not being able to do their job.

Frank Church hurt this country greatly with his committee’s work that hurt our spies. And he was a Senator.

Imagine what damage the current president will do.

Obama’s first 100 daze

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Obama magazines
Time magazine covers of Barack Obama since April 1, 2009

Am I the only one who can’t go anywhere without hearing about Obama’s first 100 days?

It’s on every Website you visit. And not just news Sites like CNN or Fox News, but other Websites too. Like… [Note: some links are NSFW]

The list goes on and on. Obama’s first 100 days everywhere.

And on magazines. Every magazine on every news stand has Obama’s picture on it, and a story on his first 100 days.

Then, there’s the McDonald’s First 100 Days Happy Meals, Hallmark First 100 Days Christmas Ornaments … oh, the list goes on and on.

I, for one, will be glad when Obama’s first 100 days are behind us. Then there will be only 1,361 days to go.

Magazine doctored pix of Obama

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CNN reports that a magazine recently doctored some pictures of the president:

Washingtonian Magazine changed the color of the president’s shorts and made a few other touch-ups, but media critic Howard Kurtz calls the small adjustments “unethical.”

“While the alternations of this picture might seem to some people to be kind of minor, it is absolutely unethical,” he said.

Our crack research team has found the original pictures. And, sure enough, the color of the president’s shorts was changed. As were “a few other touch-ups.”

Here’s the picture that Washingtonian Magazine published:

Here’s the original:
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When the French call you weak…

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Drudge reports that the president of France has called the president of the U.S. “weak” and “meek.”

The source of that, an article at the Times Online, says that Nicolas Sarkozy was critical of Barack Obama’s performance at the G20, specifically in relation to his stance regarding Turkey:

Mr Obama was meekly yielding to Turkey’s refusal to endorse Anders Fogh Rasmussen as the alliance’s new Secretary-General. It took pressure from Mr Sarkozy and Chancellor Merkel of Germany to stiffen him up and change his mind, say the French.

France and Germany working together against the Americans? That hasn’t happened to this degree since the July 1940 to August 1944 time frame.

But is it really the Americans they are against? Or just this intern that occupies the Oval Office?

I’m actually going to enjoy this.

No, not another country criticizing the president of the United States. That’s the job of right-wing extremists like me.

What I’m going to enjoy is watching my liberal friends (yes, I have a couple) and acquaintances try to sort this out.

They absolutely love Europe. And they love the French most of all the western European countries.

They also love Obama.

I’m going to watch the liberals’ heads explode as they try to figure out what to do.

I hope I get pictures.

Obama’s secret plan to balance the budget

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Those of us on the right have criticized the president for his using of the current financial situation to further his socialist ideology.

Sure, this whole mess began falling apart after the Democrats took over Congress back in 2006.

And the seeds were planted by Dodd, Frank, Clinton and the other Democrats when they pressured banks to make risky loans.

And George Soros is enjoying the crisis.

And, of course, the president is spending your and my money like a drunken sailor.

And no way to pay for it. Except raising our taxes.

Or so those of us on the right thought.

Turns out, though, that it seems that Obama has a large source of income for the treasury.

“What is it?” you ask.

Simple. He’s going to have all his cabinet pay their taxes. We ought to be able to bail out all his cronies, pay for everything he’s proposing, and still have a budget surplus.

Turns out Obama is a genius after all, huh?

Could It Be Magic?

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There’s a mall in New Zealand that’s looking to drive off troublesome teens … by playing Barry Manilow music.

A group of several dozen young people regularly spread rubbish, spray graffiti, get intoxicated, use drugs, swear and intimidate patrons at the outdoor mall, he said.

The city council, police and local property owners covering 410 businesses agree that “nice, easy listening” music like Manilow’s “Can’t Smile Without You,” “Mandy” and other hits might change the behavior of loitering teens

If it works, I have another mission for Manilow: Continue reading ‘Could It Be Magic?’ »

Swiss bank accounts

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So That President (previously known as “That One”) wants the U.S. to adopt the “Swiss model” for banks.

That’s what the Financial Times reports:

Barack Obama, the president, who has tried to avoid panicking lawmakers and markets by entertaining the idea, has recently moved more towards what he calls the “Swedish model”

Ignoring for now the bunch of RINOs that are reported to be supporting this, I must say that I’m not surprised that Obama favors the Swiss model for banks.

After all, all the mob connections he has have been using Swiss banks for years.

Oh, wait. “SWEDISH” banks. The SWEDISH model. That’s different.

If it comes with the Swedish girls volleyball team, I’m all for it.

The never-ending Obamagasm

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During this recent presidential election … and since … many of us on the Right have concluded that the mainstream media (MSM) get .. the best word to describe it is “orgasmic” … over Barack Obama.

An Obamagasm, if you will. One of the most famous examples is the tingly feeling that Chris Matthews gets in his leg by listening to Obama.

Only, unlike an orgasm, this Obamagasm never seems to end.

Then, I read this article on Fox News. It says there are some that suffer from something called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD). A “never-ending orgasm,” to quote the title of the article.

To date, there is no explanation for the disorder. While researchers are still trying to figure out what causes PGAD, in “Textbook on Female Sexual Dysfunction,” Dr. Irwin Goldstein, the head of the Sexual Health Program at Alvarado Hospital in San Diego, summarized that possible reasons may include one or more of the following:

— Neurological changes like brain anomaly, post-injury or pelvic nerve hypersensitivity;

— Vascular changes, like pelvic congestion;

— Pressure against genital structures;

— Medications, such as the start or discontinuation of anti-depressants;

— Psychological issues.

(Dr. Sandra) Leiblum has added intense masturbation or partner stimulation, emotional stress, anxiety and starting or stopping a hormone regimen as possible causes.

When I read that, it all made sense. The MSM suffer from Persistent Obama Arousal Disorder … or POAD.

And, for nearly the same reasons:

  • “Brain anomaly” — in other words, they aren’t right in the head.
  • “Pelvic congestion” — and you can’t get more congested than having one’s head up one’s ass.
  • “Pressure against genital structures” — which a head up the ass will certainly cause.
  • “Medications” — and I’ll readily believe that many in the MSM are on drugs.
  • “Psychological issues” — to which I can add nothing; it says it all.

So, let us on the Right have compassion for those in the MSM for getting all orgasmic over Barack Obama.

They’re sick.

But, I’m telling you nothing new.

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