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First, this pic from savethepenguins is too good to let languish as a link in the comments (and if you haven’t read the first comment at that link, you’re SERIOUSLY missing out):

Dear WE,
I am very excited about your organization and have invited many of my friends in Berkley to join. We know that it is up to us to save our planet. Unfortunately, most people are not as enlightened as us.
I do however have a problems with your site. Although it is really beautiful, I see that you have not included the site in Spanish.
I wanted to show it to my maid, Lupita and my gardener Manuel, so they could learn how to be more green. Manuel insists on using a gas powed mower and pesticides. The lawn is a quarter acre and I know a push mower would be so good for the enviroment. Lupita refuses to use vinegar to clean the bathroom (She shakes her head and plugs her nose) I just know if they could understand the importance of thier actions, they would change thier habits.
Although you are doing such a good thing, you really dropped the ball not including the site in Spanish. If we are to give Mexicans amnesty, then we need to make sure they don’t harm our enviroment.
Ok, the pilot says I must turn off the computer for take off. Husband and I are flying the jet down to Malibu for the weekend! The beachhouse always makes me feel extra green!
Thank you for you work…..please fix the Spanish!
Airianna Robbins-Moore

To whom it concerns,
I love this effort. It is obviously a serious atempt to save our planet from the ravages of humans. I do have one issue with you guys though, as I browse your site, I notice that it looks like you are trying to create a green world because perhaps you are afraid of a black world. Seriously, like 10 out of 10 spokespeople on your pages are white middle age people. You guys need to work on this. Your lack of divercity really takes away from the strength of your massage.
Thanks.
Bush Lied, kids dided!
Pat “Light Bearer” Hughes

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Wow! Finally a moveent that I can get on board with. I love the way that you have taken the FACTS of Global Warming and put them in one location. Keep up the GREAT work!
I do have a concern about our logo. It may be working against our cause. I’m afraid that it may be offensive to other nursing mothers, the same as it was to me. Producing milk for young is a service provided by all femail mammals and it should not be mocked in our logo.
I realize this was PROBABLY not on purpose. BUt I asked a friend and she saw the exact same thing I did. Her boyfriend saw it too. Becauise of this one issue they refused to join WE. (I was hoping they might start recycling)
The form of a nursing mother is not a beautirful thing and its shameful to portray her as having utters. Nursing mothers are not the “cows of people” WE are people.
I don’t know how big a deal it is to change a logo… maybe just show it less on the site?? Or just put points on the “W” (like this one)
Hope this is helpful and shows Even Nursing mothers they can be part of the solution.
Naturally yours,
pieceweaver

Dear WE,
I love this site. It’s so Great to have a site that’s my one stop shop for all my environmental solutions and questions. This place gives all of us who desire action on the most pressing issue of our day a forum to solve problems.
My extensive use of your site does give me a problem. Where are the Afrocan Americans? Where are the Asian Americans, Where are the Native Americans. Every single modle I see in your pictures are white, from story pictures to the models for your shirts. It saddens me to think how someone who has had to grow up in white bread America would come to your web site, look at it and think. “I can’t be apart of the solution for global warming. I don’t see any pictures of other Escamoes here.”
I’m sure there are other people working for WE that aren’t white. You can take a picture of them and throw it on the site. Or you guy have got to be good with computers. How about Photoshoping a picture of one of your models (Obvously don’t do one of Al. He’s way too famous to do that). If you need to, I have lots of African American, Mexican American, Native Americans here in my home town of Pitcher, Ok. I could take some pictures of them and you could put them on the site for diversity. Email me back if you want me too.
Thanks for hearing my thoughts. I want to help out any way I can.
“WE will get by, WE will Survive” Jerry Garcia- Touch of Gray
Windsong
Pitcher, Oklahoma

Dear WE:
I think its great that someone is finally thinking about our children and doing something to get Mother Gaia back to the right temperature.
I’m concerned, howver, that WE are not setting a right example for those who are trying to learn the proper way to live in an ecological world. The WE site uses a predominately white color scheme, which means that all of the WE site viewers are using screens that have active “white” pixles. This raises two concerns for me:
1. I think this is an implicitly racial undertone, and could potentially be offensive for persons of non-whiteness. A nice mocha color scheme in the site will by much more racially sensitive.
2. White pixles use much more power when being viewed, which contributes to the very global doom that WE’re trying to prevent! A dark color scheme would use less power and therefore reduce global temperatures.
Please check the background of whoever’s making your Web site, as they may be working for the Rethugs. I look forward to your prompt action,
Yours in Gaia (PBUH)
Percy Dovetonsils

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I declare Operation Helpful Idiot a success.
Or at least fun.
Now it’s time for:
OPERATION NEEDS MORE PC
The Premise: It’s the next stage in the relationship. You still think WE is messianic, like a Green Obama, but still… you just can’t help noticing that one, tiny little flaw, and if only that were made right, you could go back to being blindly in love again.
This time, the problem is… something at the site doesn’t meet your hysterical, fanatical preference for political correctness. You feel that somewhere, somehow, SOME blessed group of exalted victims MIGHT be offended by something you’ve seen or read on the site.
Suggested format:
1) Brief acknowlegdement of the goodness of WE.
2) Your constructive criticism on how they can be more sensitive to those they’ve been insensitive to. Don’t be mean, here. You want to HELP. It’s like being brave enough to tell a friend he’s got bad breath. In this case, it’s the bad breath of insensitivity toward… blacks, whites, young, old, pirates, farmers, prostitutes, the illiterate, vision impaired, hearing impaired, children, people with food allergies, muppets, hemophiliacs, the colorblind… whatever. As before, try to keep it under 200 words to encourage folks to pass it around.
3) Sign off with some cliche lefty slogan and your hippie alias.
As usual, feel free to leave in a few typos and misspellings, just for flavor.
Sample letter:
Dear WE,

I think it’s great that there’s finally an organization that’s trying to save the whole planet. However, I can’t help wondering if it does any good to save the whole planet if doing so involves harming womyn’s self-esteem.
What I mean is that I think your spokesperson Dawn R. on the Take Action page encourages unhealthy sterotypes of “thinness” and “symmetry” that our society should leave behind. Perhaps you should consider a repersentative with a more healthy and natural body shape, and facial features that don’t perpetuate traditional lookist oppressions.
Liberation for All
Bertha Hodgkins

As before, you don’t HAVE to be a member of WE to participate in Operation Needs More PC, but if you ARE signed up, it puts pressure on them to take you seriously, and there’s nothing more pathetically funny than a conflicted liberal.
After you leave your suggestion with WE, send a copy of it to me at wesistance@gmail.com. If I find your entry to be brief, subtle, and at least moderately amusing, I’ll post it at IMAO so that others may enjoy it also.

Reader Adrianne asks:

What I want to know is, are any of these getting responses?

Any of you Helpful Idiots gotten an acknowledgment from the hapless interns who had to waste their time slogging through your convoluted psychotic blatherings?

NOTE: new WEsistance operation coming Monday.
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Dear We,
My friends told me about your organization. I think it’s a fine thing you are doing. Unfortuneatly there are limits to the reductions in climate harming human activities that you can achieve while the total number of humans continues to increase. Therefore to ensure the long term survival of the Earth some means must be found to reduce the surplus population. Disease, war and famine will reduce populations but not without unwelcome damage to the environment which we intend to preserve. Therefore we must find means to encourage the voluntary, non violent if possible, reduction in the number of humans capable of reproduction. Tax breaks for the childless perhaps. Encouraging the undesireable to remove themselves from the breeding population by apealing to their self interest may be affected by a positive campaign like the following:
We, Planned Parenthood and NARAL
present a limited time offer!
3 proceedures for the price of 1!
Bring your babies daddy in and get
2 Free sterilizations with each abortion performed!
Quick, painless and confidential!
Save time and money! Save the world!
Sincerely,
Toppo Daphoudchane
People for Eugenic Hygiene.

Thanks be to Gaia for WE. WE must change the Bush-And-Bust administration’s policies that have created a perfect Hell On Earth.
In that vein, I thought of a really great way to stop a LOT of CO2. I can’t imagine how many tonnes of CO2 a NASCAR race emits but I’m sure it’s a lot. So, if we were to mandate that all NASCAR cars MUST be either WIND or SOLAR powered, it would help. I know the rednecks and hillbillies in Daytona might not want to give up there precious gasoline but once they realize how much QUITER and more PEACEFUL a NASCAR race would be with eco-friendly fuels, they’ll jump on board.
Maybe, we could start by mandating that all cars must be HYBRIDS at first and then work our way to a purely earth-friendly race by the end of the Obama presidency in 2012.
Do you know who the legislator is that’s in charge of NASCAR?
Thanks,
Sierra Madre Maria
O in ’08!

Dudes! Seriously, you guys at WE totally rock! Some people are so freakin stupid when it comes to knowing all about our planet, and how its totally gonna fry up. WE have to get the message out!
Okay, so I was sitting around with some my fraternity bros the other day, talking about about an assinement for our Environmental Ethics class, and we came up with a totally awsome idea! Really, this kinda takes care of two problems, so, double jeapordy! First, we’re running out of oil, and even if we weren’t we need to stop using so much, and second, people are getting so obese these days. You should see how many fat chicks their are on our campus, seriously. So here’s my solution. Use liposuction on all the fat people, then, take that fat, and turn it into biodeasel. I saw a show once on how people take fat from places like McDonalds, and then make their own deasel fuel out of it. If we took all that fat from the fat people and made fule out of it, then first, you wouldn’t have to use so much oil, and two, you’d stamp out obesity. I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but its like, the perfect answer. You could even pay people for the fat you take, especially since poor people seem to be the fattest, and then if you paid them something two, you could also help elimanate poverty! Dude, I just thought of that! I volunteer my girlfriend first, since her a$$ is starting to pork out some, but don’t tell her I said that.
Awesome, so let me know if you use my idea, cuz I could totally get extra credit in my EE210 class!
WE is the shazizzle!
Rock the vote!
K-Fresh signin’ out.

First I wanto say that thank you for having such a wonderful orgnization for fixing GW!!! I was thinking of this idea. Sinse so many of us use organic food to make compost & then use the compost to make some more orgnic food…Why dont we get wise: Composting crates Co2!!! If more of us would just eat evry bit of food spoiled or not we would have less and less and less of C)2 the very more we ate.
Sure there is a real small chance wed get sick, but mainly I think more & more of us could develope a taste for food that is like “past it’s prime”! I know I have & once you get used to it it isnt so bad. Eventully you can move on to do even more eating of even more food that is just a little past. Even you can get some from your neghbors trash. You really can. Beleive me!! I DO IT !!!
After a while I get even a little bit hi off it if you know what I mean!
And all the while I am contributing to OUR CAUSE!!! YOU CAN TOO!!!!
Peace, Felicia Rathbone

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Hi, This is excellent! WE should really help us environmentalists make a difference! I was recently elected vice president of the “Green Action Organization”. (It’s a student group at Old Dominion University.) In past years, we had trouble figuring out which issues we should fight for. I mean, there is global warming, forest fires, windmills killing eagles. We were spreading ourselves too thin. I hope that by making my club an official part of WE, we can better coordinate our efforts. I should note that we lost our official status a couple years ago. The school revoked our charter after we ran a year-long campaign to educate people about the environmental dangers of Republicans. They want to drill more oil, make everyone drive SUV’s, build nuclear plants, and use dirty coal for everything. If it were up to them, America would keep generating even more power every year! We need to conserve, not build! Republicans don’t believe in sacrifice, which we need right now. The school told us that we can’t “campaign against Republicans”. It might “hurt their nonprofit status”. It’s not like we were making anything up. Facts are facts. Republicans are bad for the environment. After a lot of hearings, the school revoked our charter. But we still keep the club going. We have 24 active members and many sympathetic students. Please help us spread the message about Republicans. They really should be illegal. That’s the best thing WE can do for the environment. WE should spend our money to change the laws that make it illegal for groups to use school money to campaign against republicans. I mean, unions can do it, right? Why not universities? Why not us? Why not the Salvation Army? It’s not campaigning, really. It’s just spreading TRUTH. What good is an environmental group if we don’t explicitly go after meat-eating, SUV driving, oil-drilling, eagle-killing, deer-hunting people in the GOP? Regards, Sandra Positano

Hi, WE!
I luv that sumone is finaly doing sumthing to keep us all from burning to deth in the next cupple of yeers do to the evils of glowbal warming, four witch we only haf ourselfs to blame!!! Thank Gaya for WE!!!
First, I want to no that I am doing enuff to halp stop this cumming trajety, so I was wundering if sumone cood pass a law or sumthing reqiring evryone, me inclooded, wood haf to haf there carbin footprint mesured. Do I like haf to wauk threw carbin and than step on sum speshul paper or sumthing?
Also, as a typecal wite person, who, thanks to my lite skin tone, halps to reflekt more of the suns dedly heet back into space, my other idea is that all peeple with darker skin, who are sucking in the suns killer rayz and halping speed us all to are impending doom, volunter themselfs to be culled in a mass (voluntery) jenoside to save the planut.
But I’m not rasist or anything.
Vote Obama!
See?
After all, he can leed by exampull after the elekshun and hurl himself off a clif or sumthing anyway to halp save the planut. That wood be so totaly cool!
Sincerely,
Adolf “Duke Moonbeam” Duke

I just thought of a way to stop global warming but I don’t know who to share it with. I’m sending it to you so that hopefully you can like forward it to the proper authoriteis.
Since Carbon Dioxide is like the worst pollutant in the world, can’t we just put it in big tanks and then shoot it into space on huge rockets? I realize that means we’re now polluting space but if we like shoot it towards the sun, it’ll just burn up anyway so there won’t be any like earth germs and stuff left on it to pollute other planets and stuff.
I know your thinking that a problem with this is how to make the rockets go since they use like rocket fuel anyway and that’s just going to put more CO2 in the atmosphere. But I heard that they’re like collecting cow farts (i know it’s really gross!) and that it’s methane and that methane burns.
So we would have a renewable resource that would power those rockets to shoot the Carbon Dioxide into space to get it off of Mother Earth – that’s like a double-smack in the face of Global Warming.
Do you know who I could talk to to start working on this?
Sunshine Campbell
“Earth needs a friend – are YOU available?”

Finally, people are starting to apply their minds to preserving our increasingly
scarce resources instead of finding faster ways to consume them.
Bucky Fuller once said that the problem wasn’t scarcity but distribution (Oh to
have lived back when that was true – before energy consumption doubled every 4
years, depleting all the accessible oil on this continent). Air conditioning
could be made efficient if we simply used a nationwide set of underground
cooling tubes to connect heat pumps in the south to heat pumps in the north.
Even during summer people up north need heat for swimming pools, cooking and
commercial applications. Heck, New York City still has steam pipes for powering
businesses. By taking the output of the air conditioners in the south and
pumping the excess heat, they won’t have to burn nearly as much fossil fuels for
power.
Keep up the good work, there are a lot of great plans that require only that our
government invest in infrastructure the way it invests in attacking other
countries.

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Since the WEtards put me ahead of the curve on this news item, I thought I’d toss out a spoiler:

Something important is happening tomorrow.
In a speech in Washington, DC, Nobel Laureate and Former Vice President Al Gore will issue a major challenge, essentially pressing the “reset” button on how we think about energy and climate, and how we can create prosperity in America.
His speech will generate a great deal of attention. Since you are a We campaign member, we wanted to make sure you heard about it in advance. We’ll email you when we’ve posted the video highlights, action steps and other resources — so stay tuned for breaking news!

In the interests of accuracy, shouldn’t Gore’s description also include the phrases “Oscar winner”, “limousine liberal” and “presidential also-ran”?
Tangentially, I had no idea that WEtards came with a “reset” button. If I press it, can I make them stop proselytizing for their bizarre religious cult?
As for creating prosperity, does this mean Al Gore FINALLY cracked the cover on that copy of The Capitalist Manifesto I sent him?
Great news, if true. I can’t wait for the speech.
In other WEtard news, 6 weeks after their membership contest ended, I finally got my WEshirt. Size XL, organic cotton, WE logo placed like a central third breast sans nipple, and their website URL on the back.
Plus two WE stickers and 4 WE buttons.
But what to do with it?
I’m torn between holding some sort of reader “What I would do with WE logo merchandise” short essay contest, and auctioning the stuff off and donating the proceeds to some sort of charity that produces a large carbon footprint (like the US Military).
I’m very open to suggestions at this point.

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I think that this WE campaign is the best thing to come along since Bill Clinton was president!@!! First of all, we need to undo all of the damage that the republicans keep doing to our wonderful planet. They just do’nt understand how important it is to take care of Mother earth! So heres my suggestion– I think Cheryl Crow was on the totally right track when she started talking about the one square of toilet paper rule. I mean, think of how many trees we could save if even half of the country committed to doing this all the time!!!!1 We’d save at least 100 trees! and wow clean up our air.But i think we should take it one step further to include other kinds of paper products (computer paper, paper plates, napkins, etc). I think thats where your organization could be helpful. Like using your researchers to come up with a fair number for all Americans for how much paper we should get a year. And then the government could pass it out, and everyone gets their share. If you use it up, make buying extra toilet paper really expensive (hey, those wasting rich republicans can pay the price if they won’t support WE and us, and it will just give them less money to buy guns anyway.). Just my two sents.
Vote for hope, hope for change! Obama 08′

Dear WE,
The center of the earth is very hot, but we live on the surface of the
earth, and now I no that the surface is getting much hotter because we do.
It seems right to me that the center hot is somehow getting to the surface.
Oil in my car gets hot, so I no that oil is hot. Maybe it is the same in
the earth!!! If we get the oil out of the earth then the earth will be less
hotter. This is so right that nobody can not no it!!! Plus all the holes
to get the oil will make the center less hot, like my car gets air to it.
Thanks for making me think of this before its to late. Call me if you don’t
get it and I can help you get it, and I can think of some other stuff to.
Justin Berkley III
Dumb people are mean 🙂

I think its graet that WE are getting involvd in solving the pressing needs of the world. May I suggest?
1) Reduced energy consumption through global economic collapse. Its gonna happen, just WHEN is the question. WE can encourage this through government support of any and all programs — to starve the economy of resources.
2) A Global Tax on electrons used. With profits to fund green alternatives to electron/protons.
3) Sustainable cooperative initiatives through leveled playing fields. What I mean is reduction of inequality with an eye toward measurable fairness.
4) Clean-based ecofuel programs which are outcome-based and will not increase global warming and/or cooling.
5) Support initatives which wil increase community projects in greenscaping, cityscaping and ecoscaping. Investigative projects funded by BIG OIL which will discover the possible uses of kinetic energy in the sea (without interrupting native sealife) and potential energy stored in rocks poised to fall off high peaks.*
*Without actually removing the rocks from the peaks. The potential energy stored in boulders which are high on cliffs in say, Colorado or Montana could fuel a small city.

Nuke Iran! If we nuke Iran we can save the planet.
Here’s how:
When nukes go off they release an enormous amount of energy. This “energy” is in the form of a huge fire ball that will melt the sands of Iran.
Once the “dust settles” there will be huge sheets of glass made from melted sand everywhere the nukes exploded in essence making huge mirrors that will reflect the energy from the sun just enough to combat the dreaded “Global Warming”.
Poof, World saved.
Swinehound

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Thank Gaia (PBUH) that someone is finally cairing about the children and fixing the climate. After 8 years of the so-called Bush so-called administration WE have to fix the environment and get things back to the right temperature.
I have a great idae for fixing the environment that I cant believe WE arent doing already. Amerikkkans currently drink like 25% of their fluids as carbonated beverages. Since these beverages contain carbon, we should take all of the carbon out of the coal plants and then put them into Coke and Pepsi cans. Then, we give people tax credits the more soda they drink. This would give us a good environment plus it would create millions of green jobs in the soda creation industries. WE should get this made law TOOT-SWEET (heh heh, get it?) before Chimpy McHitlerburton manages to kill the last Polar Bear for oil.
Vote Kucinich!!!
Yours,
Percy Dovetonsils

I think we should all start up our cars, turn the airconditioning all the way frosty and then just let them run. It might even be better to roll the windows down cruze around town and yell complements at pretty girls in tight shorts. How cool is that?! I know just one person doing this will not make much difference but what if hundreds of us did?! Pretty soon we would have polar bears in LA. How cool is that.

My Idea to Help Use Less Energy
I noticed that on summer afternoons, my house gets really hot. I try not to turn on the air conditioner, but my husband complains that then it gets too hot to sleep upstairs where the bedrooms are. I noticed that if I keep the blinds down during the day, the rooms stay cooler, but the walls without windows work way better at keeping heat out. So, I got some plywood and put it up over the windows that face the south, west, and east. I painted cute garden and forest murals on them, and it looks like you’re always looking out on a beautiful nature scene – but, your house stays much cooler in the summer! I think it will work for winter, too. I’ll just add an additional set of plywood murals to the windows that face north (to keep out the cold winds). Viola, beauty, energy efficiency and crafting all in one!
Love,
Lauren

Dear We:
First, let me say how hapy I am that you’re out their to protect the envirament.
To add my two cents, I’d like to suggest that we work with President Obama to make enviramental education manditory in highschool, including global warming and what man has done to Mother Earth. School teachers should be telling highschool students how bad man is for the earth. Since the goverment funds schools, this wouldn’t be hard to do, I think. If only more people understood man’s negative impact on the envirament, I think we’d try harder to fix ourselves, or to let the goverment help us fix ourselves.
Anyway, that’s my thought. What do U think?
All the best, and GO OBAMA!!!

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Hola,
Gracias for taking the leadership on halting the global warming crisis.
But WE (nombre cool!) can do more and ther are lots of grande ideas we can do togeatehr.
I think we should demand congress make people use less forest products like toilet paper because trees remove the greenhouse gas emission carbon dioxide (CO2).
By using water to clean orselves instead of toileet paper we can save trees and dilute the pollution in our waterways because dilution is the solution to much harmful chemicals used by greedy corporate agribusiness.
This is very easy to do. I do it all the time in the fields with water for irrigation.
If I can do it so can others.
Feel free to use my idea to make people change.
Tener Cuidado,
Duo Che Chorrear
“Larga vida a Obama”

What a wonderful site – you have given me lots of information to share with my friends as we commune with nature up here in the mountains.
I really wanted to share something that I think might help. Since our problems are all about how the stuff we get is messing up the planet – why not have some kind of place where people can donate stuff so that it can be buried or something and that will keep the carbon that would normally be used when stuff is like ordered and carried and bought and used would then be able to be held down.
Stuff It for the Planet!
Love and peace.
Your Friend
Sunshine

WE is great! WE was waiting for you! it’s about time someone did something…
I saw an artical on the internet which shows such promise but it’s from the UK so I wanted to make sure someone here in america knew about it, you can find it here:

link
If every cow had one of these, it would reduce GW and we would have so much methane we can use it to power our cars and reduce our depenency on foriegn oil and save even more GW!
I hate using GW because it reminds me of the initials of a certain “president” – ooh he burns me up!
Keep up the great WErk!!!! 😉
“moonpie”

I think we need a new national movement to ban soda pop and beer. The CO2 in beer and soda pop is what create the the fizz or foam. Why do we need fizz and foam? The world is in far to great of jeopardy to allow for any extra co2 to be emitted. I have to drive my car to work its to far to walk and there is no mass transit to take. So to reduce my CO2 I have stopped drinking soda pop and beer.
I know everyone can do their part.

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Since the Democratic National Convention is bringing a huge amount of carbon into the Denver area, and Denver already has huge amounts of pollution anyway from being in a valley, It would be fantastic if the Democratic National Committee would build giant solar-powered turbines to put on top of some of the taller buildings downtown. These turbines would suck polluted air through a filter that would take all the pollution particles out of the air and leave clean fresh air. It would be a really nice way for us to give a lasting gift to the city of Denver for hosting the convention.
–Ami Horowitz

The trees are being cut down and we are all running out of oxygen! We need more oxygen to live. Gakkk Gakkkk. I can feel my brain running low on oxygen. Please give more attention to the trees before we all lose our ability to think clearly.
-Raiinbo Rice

Dear WE,
I am so excited to hear about your organization and me and my freinds will all join you to STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW!
Is there a place for suggestions for the WE effort? I am always coming up with ideas for ways that WE can reduce global gas emmisions, among other things. For instance, I heard that GM had an electric car back in the 90s and they were all mysteriously recalled and no one knows why, but it is rumored that the big oil companies paid off GM because of how much that would hurt the oil industry. Why doesn’t anyone form an investigative committee to find out what really happened concerning these charges? Electric cars would go a long way towards reducing our dependence on big oil and would reduce our carbon footprint immediately.
I have lots of other ideas and would love to share them with you if you think that would be helpful. Please let me know who to contact.
Your supporter in the WEvolution!
Barry Love

Wow, my frined told me about you guys, and you are just so awesome!
I have so many ideas to help with climate change, but I’m not a scientist, so I don’t know if they would work or anything.
But something totally has to be done because the earth is going to melt. And that would really suck.
OK, fiist I was watching An Inconvenent Truth the other day for like the 11th time. It’s so hard to understand all the science! LOL I did go to college for teaching, but it was too hard. ( i’m sad about that because I really wanted to inspear some little kids). I was thinking that in the 70’s when all the carbon stuff starting filling our air was the time that we started using micrawave ovens. We shoudl totally stop that.
My mom says discos started in the 70’s (shes a republican so I don’t know if its the truth or not) and i think that maybe there was some weird connection from all the dry ice ad polyester used in discos and the atmosfere. Or maybe the beat of the music unbalanced the earth. I hope we dont’ have to elimnate disco, cuz I like it and my hairdresser is gay, but i would be willing to give it up if it saved the earth. I don’t wear polyestere so that would be ok.
I think too that we should go faster to the immishons of the car speed into the atmospfere like the spaceshuttle. And we should get out of Irak…my boyfriend says it’s only about oil anyway. That’s ok though becuase my car uses gas not oil.
Thank you for listening and saving our planet. You totally Rock!!!
Peacefull Vally

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Thank yiu fir doing your best to help climate change. If WE all work togther im sure we can get this done.
Honestly, this is all Bush’s fault for not letting Russia and Saudi Arbia have nukes. If they had nukes, it may be more dangers, but if there were less people, there would be less carbon pollution, which means that most of the world will be saved at the cost of a few. Also, a few nukes could raise up dust that covers the sky, blocking some of the sun’s rays to offset this awful thing weve done.
Thank you, and see you soon!
Vote Obama!

Hello fellow greenie!
My suggestion is simple and something I already do.
I no longer place my recyclable materials outside for collection. Instead, I ride my bike the twenty-three miles (one way) to the collection facility to deliver them in person.
If everyone would do this, it would help in two ways:
1. It would get the smog producing co2 trucks off the road.
2. It would get people more exercise and a chance to enjoy mother nature.
Thank you so much for letting me be part of We. I’m so excited to be part of the solution!
Al Gore is my president!
Eltwom Patel
(Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning – Love)

Dear WE,
I would just like to say how proud I am of all that you have done to hlep stop the impedning global warming crisis. There are several things that you should be aware of tho. Every time a bottle or can of beer is opened, it releases naughty gasses that are ruining our childrens atmosphere. You should try to get congress to repeal or impeach the 21st ammendment, making prohibition active once again!!!1 As we all know, alcohol is also a huge contributer to violence and murder… almost as much as firearms! So banning alcohol and firearms will help the world’s climate, and world peace. GO WE!!! I mean us.
Vote 4 Nader!
treelover81-89

Dear WE,
It’s great that we have WE to help us coordinate all the initiatives that we need to solve this problem.
There is so much more that we can do if we just work together. Personally, I am involved in an awareness campaign called “Critical Mass”. We ride bicycles in big groups right in the middle of the street. It slows down traffic and makes people drive slower (which
saves gas).
When we see a big SUV (like Tony Soprano drives) we get a few cyclists to surround the SUV and come to a complete stop. The SUV can’t move. These 5 minute “time outs” are really getting the message across.
We should really make big SUV’s illegal. If you need to fit a lot of stuff in your car, you should get a hybrid minivan. If you need to tow something, well, most of the stuff you tow is bad for the
environment (speedboats, snowmobiles).
Has WE looked into regulations that ban SUV’s that get under 25mpg?
Thanks,
Cassidy
Rutgers, New Brunswick

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Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
It is so cool to finally see a site that takes our impending climate tradgedy seriously. If it’s ok, I would like to make a suggestion about how we could stop the global warming. Take everyone’s shoe size, and give them like 1,000 kw of energy for every square inch that their foot covers. That’s all you get man. use it wisely. It would really bring home the idea of a carbon footprint t oeveryone. thanks for readin’ and keep up the crazy, dudes and dudettes. I’m outta here.
Wendall Lugo (like Yugo)

Dear WE,
I LOVE it that everybody is finally figuring tht we HAVE to do somtehing to stop Big Oil in it’s rape of Mother Earth. Thanks for actually DOING something.
Stick with me here bcz I have a great way to provide both clean energy and stop global warming. Carbon Dioxide is made up of a Carbon atom and 2 OXYGEN atoms. As we all know, Oxygen burns. So – if we simply passed a law that required all energy companies to seperate Carbon from the Oxygen in the AIR (it’s right there – they don’t even have to MINE it!) and then burn the Oxygen, we get both clean energy and less GW.
We can then use the Carbon atoms left over and make carbon nanotubes and we can then make steel OBSOLETE and that will ALSO clean up the earth.
I would be happy to share my idea with anybody or sign a petition or something to help you take ACTION on greenhouse gas.
Thx.
Get us OUT of IRAQ
www.teensforbarackobama.com
GaiasGreat Moonbeam

Name: Sequoia Fernbottom
Subject: We Can!
Message:
Love this site! It really is just as simple as belief and motion forward.
I’d love to add a suggestion, maybe something that can get people off their cans, so to speak, to see that they “can”, too! Flatulence is such an important contributor to what we’re all inflicting the Earth Mother with, as we all know. She’s given us such a perfect mechanism for handling CO2, in plants and oceans – think of it, she’s given us the way to clean up our mess. She’s forgiven us our sins, as we forgive, well, sorry to digress into a patriarchal religious taunt.
Anyway, I think if we all committed to using our office- and house- plants, and lakes and rivers and oceans as “cans” (you know, the kind you crap in), we put our detritous as close as possible to the Earth Mother’s cleansing mechanism, so that it spends less time exposed to the air to pollute it with CO2, and we CAN solve the problem! We CAN! Perfect. Brilliant.
Wiping out the climate crisis, one leaf at a time,
Sequoia

Hi foks – really excited about your website and group. I do have a suggestion for you to consider as you lobby congress. Can we expand Planned Parenthood’s phenomenal US success overseas – especially to places like Africa and the Middle East? It seems that our fundamental problem is overpopulation – to many people with scarce resources. If we can make abortion available everywhere there will be far fewer babies competing for the teat of our blessed Mother Gaia (literally and figuratively!). Maybe we can look into imposing forced birth control/abortions on these people since they obviously are too poor and stupid to control their animal like breeding. It’s not like they are contributing anything important to the world. Anyhoo – keep up the good work and after next year we should have our new lightworker president who will bring us change and hopitude. Obey Obama!! Peace!
E. C. Thelion
Of the Fountain
Gondolin, ME 1Age

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Dear WE,
Ever since my girlfriend took me to see “An Inconvienient Truth” there has been no issue so important to me as global Warming. I’m so glad there is a place where like minded individuals can get to gether for change. My hope is that we cn make a difference to help stop the effects of Global Warming.
There is a lot WE should be doing, and our government run by Bushitler and his cronies like Dirk Kempthorne and Robert Gates aren’t doing enough. We’ve desimated two countries for oil. Now we are sucking up all of the earth’s resources to keep Bush’s war machine rolling. And what of the people in these countries we invade? They resort to terroisim and opium growing as their only means of providing for their families.
If we are going to spend over 150 billion this year on war, and have our shock troops invading every country they find a can of oil in, can’t we get them to at least try to minimlize their carbon foot print? (I don’t know how much fuel a Battle tank uses, but it’s got to be a lot.) If the Millitary could convert all their vehicles from Unleaded gas to ethanol that would atleast help. Also maybe we could start ethanol programs in these countries to help their economy. Growing corn is better than making Heroin. I read somewhere that Iraq used to be a very fertile area. But I read that in the bible, and if I believed everything in that book I wouldn’t be voting for a black man come this November.
If you guys are putting up suggestions please keep mine in mind. I love thinking new way to be green.
WE care about CLEAN AIR
Jamie “windsong” Dayspring

WE:
I wanted to encourage you keep fighting the good fight! If you can bring Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson together to combat the lies comng from the Conservative Noise Machine, then together WE can all bring globull warming to its knees!
In that vein, I have a possible suggestion to help us all fight the good fight…
Everyone in my circle of friends knows that co2 is caused by humans expelling their breath into the atmosphere. Well, what would happen if we coordinated with, like, TicTacs to invent a breath scrubber mint that can reduce the level of co2 emited by peeple by 60%?! There are 6 billion people on the planet, and if each person ate 10 TicTac scrubbing mints, that’d be 60 billion TicTacs per year. We could share the profits with TicTac and have lots more money at our disposal to evangelize about climate changings. My mom said it’s a great idea, so I thought I’d share it with you.
Thanks for listening, and together WE can kill co2 furever!
Ron Paul ’08!!!,
Apolo Creide

I am so happy about the WE porject! Our Earth is dying.
I think that our govurment should do something to cut c02 omissions by at least 80 percent.
They should force people to ride bicicles and use mass transit. Business should not be able to polute at all. They could put people in jail for not recycling or driving a car or pulluting. then the people we put in jail could be forced to pedal bicicles that genurate electricity.
Keep on keeping on
Aires Lovetree
Kucinich for president!

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Dear WE,
This is such an awesome group. Every time I see a new organic product at my whole food store or a baby wearing an eco-friendly onesie, I know that WE are making a difference.
Here’s something I’ve been thinking about that I think WE can do. What if the government past a law that required people to start using solar power on there houses. All that solar engery being absorbed would decrease the solar engery that is causeing the global warmning!
WE CAN DO IT!
Amber Saves

Hewo,
My name is slim shady, erm Matt, and I think WEsistance can do more for the world around us. The first problem is that we all fart. That is destorying the world and it needs to be illegal. I also we need to stop cWEmating people because that is bad nEWs for us and I have asthma and can’t breath in the air. BTW news has WE spelled Backwads, isn’t that cool? Go Al Gore president 2000 !!! NOT…ouch soft spot.

Someone should start a campaign to make Polar Bears vital to the US economy. When Big O takes charge, He can find a way to turn PB urine and/or feces into a renewable fuel. Instead of sucking the lifeblood out of our mother, we would be SAVING two birds with one stone. Image an horizon void of oil derricks, with free range polar bear roaming the country-side. How can you get an idea like this rolling?
Vote Out Bu$Hitler McChimpy – Osama for PKresident!!!!
piece, out.
pieceweaver

1) WE should demand Congress institute a, say, $0.10/stamp tax on all first-class letters, and a per-pound tax on all packages. This will discourage people from mailing things, thus preserving forests (less paper) and requiring fewer post-office deliveries.
2) WE should demand Congress mandate that all box-office movies be available on pay-per-view within a month of their theater release. This will encourage people to stay home and watch movies instead of going to the theater. If this is not feasible, then make it optional, and tax companies that don’t do this and give breaks to companies that do.
3) Passenger airlines should be given landing priority over private jets. WE could have a sort of HOV-lane for airplanes! Corporate types who typically charter private planes because they’re in a hurry would then have an incentive to fly commercial or risk being stuck in the air for a while.
4) I want to have a day where people walk to work/the store/school/wherever as much as possible. If we get a good coordinated effort, we could get a lot of press on the local news. If we do this at the high point of summer, it would really show the simultaneous problems of global warming and of running out of fuel before alternatives are found.

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