Some Operation Helpful Idiot suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.
You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.

Thank yiu fir doing your best to help climate change. If WE all work togther im sure we can get this done.
Honestly, this is all Bush’s fault for not letting Russia and Saudi Arbia have nukes. If they had nukes, it may be more dangers, but if there were less people, there would be less carbon pollution, which means that most of the world will be saved at the cost of a few. Also, a few nukes could raise up dust that covers the sky, blocking some of the sun’s rays to offset this awful thing weve done.
Thank you, and see you soon!
Vote Obama!

Hello fellow greenie!
My suggestion is simple and something I already do.
I no longer place my recyclable materials outside for collection. Instead, I ride my bike the twenty-three miles (one way) to the collection facility to deliver them in person.
If everyone would do this, it would help in two ways:
1. It would get the smog producing co2 trucks off the road.
2. It would get people more exercise and a chance to enjoy mother nature.
Thank you so much for letting me be part of We. I’m so excited to be part of the solution!
Al Gore is my president!
Eltwom Patel
(Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning – Love)

Dear WE,
I would just like to say how proud I am of all that you have done to hlep stop the impedning global warming crisis. There are several things that you should be aware of tho. Every time a bottle or can of beer is opened, it releases naughty gasses that are ruining our childrens atmosphere. You should try to get congress to repeal or impeach the 21st ammendment, making prohibition active once again!!!1 As we all know, alcohol is also a huge contributer to violence and murder… almost as much as firearms! So banning alcohol and firearms will help the world’s climate, and world peace. GO WE!!! I mean us.
Vote 4 Nader!
treelover81-89

Dear WE,
It’s great that we have WE to help us coordinate all the initiatives that we need to solve this problem.
There is so much more that we can do if we just work together. Personally, I am involved in an awareness campaign called “Critical Mass”. We ride bicycles in big groups right in the middle of the street. It slows down traffic and makes people drive slower (which
saves gas).
When we see a big SUV (like Tony Soprano drives) we get a few cyclists to surround the SUV and come to a complete stop. The SUV can’t move. These 5 minute “time outs” are really getting the message across.
We should really make big SUV’s illegal. If you need to fit a lot of stuff in your car, you should get a hybrid minivan. If you need to tow something, well, most of the stuff you tow is bad for the
environment (speedboats, snowmobiles).
Has WE looked into regulations that ban SUV’s that get under 25mpg?
Thanks,
Cassidy
Rutgers, New Brunswick

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