Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
Michelle’s gonna force him to stay home and bake cookies, but they’ll never be as good Anonymiss’ cookies!
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’ll spend it sniping at WWII Vets.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he spend it stalking Dental Hygienists from Connecticut.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’ll have the Secret Service close down a public course for him to play.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’ll go with the optics of lighting cigars with $100 bills.
… he’ll work on improving his OTHER lies.
… the only doglegs he’ll encounter will be on a plate.
… he’ll start paying more attention to his other handicap: Joe Biden.
… he’ll ask Reggie Love to re-grip his shaft.
… he’ll do something he’s actually below par at: his job.
. . . in his continuing effort to demonstrate that he understands the concerns of the middle class, he’ll be playing polo.
… his speeches will reflect his short game: pitch, chip, and flop.
….he will watch the Army beat the crud out of the Navy, at the big game.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
…he will be a couch potato in front of the TV watching the Presidents Cup while scratching his.
…he will watch ‘Titanic’, savoring the Leonardo DiCaprio line: “I’m the king of the world!” — totally disregarding Jack Dawson’s ultimate end.
…he will watch ‘White Heat’, savoring the James Cagney line: “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!” — totally disregarding Cody Jarrett’s final scene. (any relation to Valerie Jarrett?)
…he’ll see if he can find his balls.
…he’ll just putter around the oval office
…he’ll have a tee (and cookies) party.
…he’ll close all the golf courses so everyone can feel his pain.
…not sure what he’ll do… but whatever it is he will dang sure be getting paid for doing it.
he will be trying to figure out how to sign up for ObungleCare
…isn’t it obvious? He’ll be cleaning his balls after Nancy Pelosi handled them.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’ll have the adviser who told him not to play golf shot.
he’ll mow the lawn, play with his kids and get reacquainted with the simple pleasures of life.
he’ll cancel the weekend and play golf on “Monday”.
he’ll go with Bill Clinton to open that new Gentlemen’s Club in Bethsda.
he’ll try kissing up to Anonymiss for some great cookies, but fail.
he’ll fall back on doing some Skeet shooting.
… he will get a chance to spend some quality time with his deepest love, the one whom he owes the most to: his TelePrompTer.
…he’ll be boning up on his playing skills, on his personal Nero brand violin.
…hiding under his desk behind armed guards in case anyone tries to run him down in their car
…oh who are we kidding…he’s still gonna play golf
…he’s going to play Mario Golf in Biden’s wii
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
…he will be channeling Miriam Carey to ‘talk’ with her about her post-partum depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder. She was also reported to to be delusional; believing the president was communicating with her, had placed Stamford, CT under lockdown, and that her house was under electronic surveillance.
…practicing his “if I had a wife, she’d look like Miriam Carey” speech in case the cop that shot her turns out to be white.
…obama planned to play golf with three other guys. now he’ll just stay home and play with himself
…practicing his “if I had a wife, she’d look like Miriam Carey” speech in case the cop that shot her turns out to be
whitea white Hispanic.Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’s going to catch up on those back episodes of “Breaking Bad”.
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Actually I think it’s more along the lines of “I wish my wife looked like Mariah Carey”.
…ride a bike, shoot some skeet, maybe throw a baseball, or go bowling.
…just get REALL REALLY baked and veg out.
…he’ll focus on making sure everything else he does is below par.
…Whatever…It won’t be cricket.
…he’ll tell the MSM that he isn’t going to play golf, which they will report, and play anyway.
…he’s going to make sure no one else can either.
…he will be having lunch with Chad Henderson. (no relation to Russell Henderson)
…he’s been invited to play poker with Putin. -And I for one welcome our new Russian overlords…
…he’s going to find out if any “Make a Wish” kids are visiting federal properties he can close down.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
…he and the writers from the Daily Show will come up with a list of one liners to zing the republicans over the shut down
…he’ll finally finish reading and find out how The Cat in The Hat ends.
…check off his accomplishments from the Communist Manifesto
…he will work on not playing golf. In fact he will spend all of his time focusing like a laser on not playing golf. He won’t rest until he is not playing golf, that’s a promise.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
… he has made plans for Lawn Darts with randomly chosen Republicans.
He’s going to break out that new dress and high heels Michelle bought him on her last vacay to France
…of reducing his golf score continue his weekday efforts to reduce the nation’s credit score, our children’s test scores, our WHO healthcare score, the GNP, and generally everything else he feels needs lowering. Like our nation’s moral standing.
…he probably won’t be doing what I want him to do: putting his head in a toilet and flushing it.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
.. he’s gonna {snicker} {snicker} oh, I’m sorry, I just can’t keep a straight face and say that !!!
…VACATION!!!!
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
…he will watch his BFF Tiger Woods compete in the Presidents Cup and fantasize… about playing a round with Lindsey Vonn!
…he will watch the Presidents Cup and wonder why he – the President – was not invited to play.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
…he will designate additional Washington, DC sites where barriers will be erected to keep out lawful Americans — now if only he would do the same in California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas to keep out illegal aliens!
…he will watch the Presidents Cup and wonder why he – THE President! – was not invited to play. (revision)
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
…he will be writing program code to fix ‘bugs’, ‘glitches’ and ‘snags’ in the healthcare.gov – ObamaCare – website.
… he will invite Biden, Reid and Pelosi over to do a live 3 Stooges skit for him.
… he will roll over so the media can plant their loving kisses on his other asscheek.
…Oblahblahblah will whine and pout and stomp his feet about the racist qualities of the nickname of an NFL team
…he will weigh the risk/reward factor of saying the cops acted stupidly shooting an unarmed black woman.
…he will have tracheotomies banned under Obamacare to reduce the complaints of having Obamacare shoved down our throats.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’ll polish his bucket, since that aide was nonessential.
he will get a copyright on the word “uh”.
he’ll finally get around to renewing his subscription to “Bloviating Gasbags” that Dick Durban has been bugging him about.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
Golf will play him which is just as it should be in mother Russia.
Because of the shutdown, President Obama may not play golf this weekend. Instead…
he’ll use that time to practice the fiddle.
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